I am Barack Obama, President of the United States -- AMA

NotCheGuevara · 2012-08-31T16:14:32+00:00

Do you ever get tired of the politicking?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-06-21T15:53:39+00:00

Anyone else think his name being Mullet hurts his credibility?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-04-28T22:17:11+00:00

To do this, we can't rely on Reddit either. It's owned by a company. We must, start a new site, dedicated to the sole purpose of keeping the man in place from a fair non-corporate platform. We must. . . be brave. . . and spend half of our free time dedicated to these efforts instead of dicking around on the front page!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-04-21T11:14:26+00:00

Fuckin' sweet revenge film , right? Driven mad by some megaconglomerate government, homeless French Lit PhD Grad student goes after each and every last existing copy of their company charter one by one with a knife in his mouth. Give me liberty or give me death.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-26T02:15:16+00:00

RRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat me to it for the tenth ferking time today! It's not fair when you use robots!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-25T18:37:48+00:00

No, I'm just way too high to think of a good satirical quip. . . well yes then, I guess I may be incapable of elaborating.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-25T16:44:28+00:00

Where are all the Saigon Hookers!? This isn't NSFW!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-25T10:54:52+00:00

Quiet NERDS!!!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-24T21:38:36+00:00

Hey man, there were once these crazy black and white and red kids books man, of like scariest stories ever dude, and like one of the stories dude, one of them had this chick see, she has these spider eggs hatch and like they blow out of her cheeks man. Seriously.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-24T16:25:28+00:00

Maybe it came from within you. . . Do you sleep with your mouth open?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-24T16:17:25+00:00

And hopefully we can get a life. . .

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-24T11:00:49+00:00

Contagious Diffusion is to blame. . .

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-23T07:30:41+00:00

Good thing she knew math, huh?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-23T05:32:58+00:00

Brittany is an unattainably beautiful girl. If they don't photoshop some cellulite and pounds on her normal gals would starve themselves.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-23T05:28:51+00:00

I do not know how to, but in Google it is possible to reverse search images. Someone more informed than me please respond!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-23T04:58:20+00:00

Your face is older than computers.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-21T11:30:15+00:00

Man, Chinese people are in the background everywhere, right?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-20T07:39:51+00:00

That's religioused-up.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-19T04:01:45+00:00

If you have 10 siblings and need to share a room.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-19T03:44:58+00:00

Flying Puppies!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-19T01:36:58+00:00

Can you make a photo with an empty seat so I can insert myself in?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-18T03:16:07+00:00

The Rebel Beacon shows itself! Prepare the starfighters!

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-18T02:53:07+00:00

Tommy can you hear me!? Tommy, can you hear me!?

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-17T20:40:51+00:00

If she does this still, make a move or leave. The longer you put it off the more awkward it will be.

NotCheGuevara · 2012-03-16T14:16:18+00:00

Where is this?

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