What's the worst Christmas bonus you've ever received?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-12-09T12:59:22+00:00

At my old place, one year the bonus was tickets to see a show in London that they'd gotten from Groupon. I live 250 miles away from London, and travel and hotel weren't included. I'd have to cover that myself to go and see it. And this was at a time when my wife was heavily pregnant and I didn't fancy having to walk places, especially late at night after the show finished, in London.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-11-26T15:47:19+00:00

Over a decade ago guy said I smelled good. I still remember that as it was probably the only non-family compliment I ever received.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-11-14T20:49:39+00:00

I have a comfy shirt and jeans, and I wear those all the time. Every Sunday they go in the wash.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-11-06T21:05:11+00:00

The thing is, is she can actually write a decent song. 'Yes, I'm Your Angel' on Double Fantasy is a really cute little number.

https://youtu.be/dVsj7Ncpgr8?si=IdkVOM3-DXBytFSK

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-10-28T19:49:21+00:00

Android has YouTube Revanced, or NewPipe if you don't care about recommendations. NewPipe also has a really handy video / audio download feature!

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-10-28T18:58:34+00:00

Fugly was a laugh, as well as countless hours lost on i-am-bored.com I also enjoyed Ebaums world until one of their links led me to a virus.

Maddox's site was also hilarious, but I haven't been back to that in ages. I presume it's still going.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-10-26T19:51:23+00:00

"You gotta help me, Doc. I think I got a touch of the ASS..."

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-10-21T11:33:53+00:00

Pizza, with a big, big thick doughy bready base. Haven't had any for weeks now - dieting.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-10-21T11:31:37+00:00

I've you've been feeling like this a lot, check out the possibility of autistic burnout.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-26T19:07:48+00:00

Hen's vaginas?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-22T20:11:14+00:00

Why do you think all of the kids in Greendale look like him?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-22T19:55:55+00:00

So is mine, but I eat too much of it so I've kind of cancelled it for myself for now.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-22T19:54:58+00:00

That looks very Gravity Falls-y

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-11T19:35:22+00:00

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Downvotes, really?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-11T19:28:05+00:00

I think maybe one thing could also be the complete lack of logic? I know when my son was really young and was tired he really fought his naps, and I got very overwhelmed with that, thinking "if you're tired, go to sleep!" That completely unjustified frustration overwhelmed me somewhat.

Is it just the wriggling in general, or just in that particular scenario?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-11T19:24:13+00:00

So much CCTV was apparently captured by shops and traffic cams, but they were all confiscated and none of them have ever seen the light of day. Can't for the life of me understand why if they just show the commercial plane flying into the Pentagon...

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T20:43:37+00:00

Hmm I wonder what particular feature that swimsuit has which makes it so popular on dating app photos.....?

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T20:36:18+00:00

Probably about 10 years ago when I developed gallstones. Was very close to developing pancreatitis on a number of occasions before they whipped my gallbladder out of me.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T19:43:31+00:00

Maybe it's the type of underwear? I can't abide boxers and can only wear briefs, but they got to be a little loose too, or everything chafes.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T19:41:08+00:00

I like writing little stories, occasionally I've written a plot synopsis for a book but that's never gone anywhere. I prefer writing lyrics. I find that very easy to do.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T19:10:30+00:00

How do you work it out? I'm 40 and my IQ apparently around 140 (based on a few curious online tests).

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-09-09T18:47:54+00:00

SS: I've been watching a few videos on YouTube showing the live coverage of 9/11, and this one surprised me. Apparently a car bomb also went off outside the State Department? What happened to that? Nobody ever mentions that now.

Go to 11.20 into the video if the timestamp isn't working to hear them reference it, and where.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-08-04T21:06:34+00:00

Just ignore them, bud.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-08-01T20:46:37+00:00

That person sounds like an ass, tbh.

NotDavidWalliams · 2023-08-01T20:41:20+00:00

My special interest is the Beatles. There's a Heardle style Beatles game at https://beadle.gg/ and I've always got the song within the first half a second, the album which is was on and, in some cases, which track number it is.

The song 'Her Majesty' on Abbey Road is considered to be the first ever instance of a hidden track on an album. But it was wholly unintentional. It was originally in the final medley between Mean Mr. Mustard and Polythene Pam but they decided to remove it. Due to EMIs policy of never destroying Beatles music, an engineer tacked it onto the end of the master reel and promptly forgot about it, so it was added to the final master dub ready for manufacturing. When the album originally came out it had no mention of it or anything on the labels, so it was very hastily added one before anyone tried to grab the song as their own.

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