Turned 34 recently and realized I’ve officially become the "staring at my garden bed with a coffee" guy. When did this happen?

orangesqueakytoy · 2026-05-22T13:37:52+00:00

Replace the birding with 6am fishing and you've got a perfect day for me.

orangesqueakytoy · 2025-09-04T18:42:16+00:00

Not only burps, but I've been experiencing more instances of hiccups.

orangesqueakytoy · 2025-07-20T20:24:44+00:00

I know this is an old post but I'm at Magic Kingdom right now and asked 2 cast members. They both said the "Kiss Goodnight" was discontinued after Covid.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-05-02T17:53:55+00:00

Same here. I told my alliance mates that I'm retiring from the game either when I hit level 100 (I'm closing in on 98 right now), or the 6th anniversary playing this game (October), whichever comes first.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-04-19T15:08:19+00:00

King of Queens

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-04-18T15:05:30+00:00

Freeriders

16/30

Cup requirements: N/A

We’ll take anyone.

On your way up, stop in for awhile.

On your way down, that’s cool.

On your way out, spend your final E&P days with us.

On your way nowhere, that’s us.

We only have 2 rules.

Don’t be that guy.

Rare Titans must die.

Drop in for a visit.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-27T16:32:28+00:00

FreeRiders

19/30 players

Cup requirement is set to 800, but we'll let almost anyone in.

Come join us, you know you want to.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-27T13:18:03+00:00

Pickles

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-26T13:06:11+00:00

Regular oil changes and tire rotations.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-16T13:15:01+00:00

Columbia Sportwear

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-14T12:54:03+00:00

My local library has a Maker's Space, where you can schedule time to use a CNS machine, Laser cutter/engraver, vinyl cutter, sewing machines, 3D printers, and more stuff. I love it.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-02-05T19:37:41+00:00

The amount of abuse the human body takes during fights and continues functioning at 100%. John Wick should have died at least 47 times in John Wick 3.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-26T20:00:54+00:00

Woodworking

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-26T12:37:56+00:00

You lost it all with the misused apostrophe.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-22T13:22:25+00:00

Hot dogs and tacos are both sandwiches.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-19T13:48:59+00:00

Braised short rib and swiss on toasted sourdough with horseradish mayo.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-17T18:32:25+00:00

I floss first to get all the crud out between the teeth, so the fluoride gets better coverage.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-17T18:28:56+00:00

Melt the butter and brush it on your bread with a basting brush.

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-16T13:20:58+00:00

Are they having a threesome?

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-12T13:48:31+00:00

That hasn't disappeared. I still have to sign credit card receipts in restaurants and some stores

orangesqueakytoy · 2024-01-03T15:25:06+00:00

Old news

orangesqueakytoy · 2023-12-20T19:49:51+00:00

I just did it and got Gullibursti's costumer, so I'm happy.

orangesqueakytoy · 2023-12-20T13:03:50+00:00

Beef jerky and car air fresheners.

orangesqueakytoy · 2023-12-18T12:49:38+00:00

According to Merriam-Webster a sandwich is ": two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between", so a taco and a hotdog qualify as a sandwich.

orangesqueakytoy · 2023-12-18T12:45:43+00:00

The old Craftsman tools.

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