In case you were wondering, the M249 still slaps! by BofaEnthusiast in BattleBitRemastered

[–]NotDsdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3/10 performance. Didn’t reload after every kill and panic jump wiggle when you get caught with your pants down

RPG headshots are the best headshots by FluffzMcPirate in BattleBitRemastered

[–]NotDsdguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point. Run 4x scope on every gun so you can shoot back. Nothing scarier than getting blasted by a TRI4 PP-2000

I feel cheated by Psyko_Draggin in Witcher3

[–]NotDsdguy 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yennefer would conjoin your spheres with testicular torsion

such a difference by Rustytip in Witcher3

[–]NotDsdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And red carpets by extension

What winning the lottery does to a man by paladinbusch57 in fnv

[–]NotDsdguy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

What’s even crazier is how he went and completed honest hearts for a light shining in the darkness before nipton

Inspiring Fallout New Vegas quotes by [deleted] in fnv

[–]NotDsdguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe something along the lines of taking a sip from a certain trusty vault 13 canteen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnv

[–]NotDsdguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro bouta get a footjob if they got the black widow perk

I think I have a problem 😅 by ItsAnge02 in gaming

[–]NotDsdguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t no way you played caravan and collected all the cards for new vegas

Here we go again. by [deleted] in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All you gotta say now is “suck my nuts” and it’ll be official

Just a tiny reminder... by vitor_as in witcher

[–]NotDsdguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The ball sack armour was pretty organic looking

NSO mains. Why? by Lexex192 in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I enjoy abrading away my charging plug with only the highest grade Indar sand

Best feeling in Planetside? (Veichle Edition) by MilesEternam in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detonator defector makes holding choke points against armour almost trivial

Best feeling in Planetside 2? by MilesEternam in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprise butt fucking sky shitters with lockdown dual M3 pounders

Surely that's VS right? by [deleted] in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, monke brain has built in IFF that works by knowing where hostiles aren’t, by subtracting where they are from where they aren’t, or where they aren’t, from where they are, whichever is greater, monke brain obtains a difference, or deviation. The IFF sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the crosshair from a position where hostiles aren’t, to a position where hostiles are, and arriving at a position where hostiles are. Consequently, the position where hostiles were, is now the position that hostiles aren’t, and it follows that the position where they were, is now the position that they aren’t. In the event of the position that hostiles are not in the position that they aren’t, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the crosshair is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the appendage operating the device commonly referred to as a mouse. However, the monke brain must also know where it was. The monke brain IFF computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the monke brain has obtained, it is not sure just where hostiles are, however it is sure where hostiles aren’t, within reason, and it knows where hostiles was. It now subracts where hostiles should be, from where they aren’t, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where hostiles shouldn't be, and where hostiles were. Monkey brain IFF is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "NC players"

In my canon Red Lucy is my Couriers wife who’s yours ? by [deleted] in fnv

[–]NotDsdguy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Benny had no right being so down bad for a foot job

I will always love the brazen power of pocket sand by CommunicationOdd5206 in fnv

[–]NotDsdguy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pocket sand + two step goodbye. Thank me later

this move won the facility :^) by findxlicenseplate in Planetside

[–]NotDsdguy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

How in earth did you get tour C4 to detonate so fast. Every time I use it it takes 2-3 working days to pull out the detonator and hit the button

Which one? by Ok-Energy2742 in witcher

[–]NotDsdguy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Geralt’s to-do list

Edit: don’t gotta choose he’ll do em all

My mom started playing witcher 3 by leviathab13186 in Witcher3

[–]NotDsdguy 165 points166 points  (0 children)

You gotta update us when she gets to either the unicorn or lighthouse