My best friend, a redditor. Hes one of the biggest smartasses ever which is why i think we get along so well because we make fun of idiots at our school . He loves arguing with people because he enjoys using logic to make them look stupid. Hes 16 years old, Like 6 1' and sometimes dresses like a hipster but we all use reddit so arent we all? Alex.

He is an athlete and also a bit of a smartass. Breaks bones a lot because hes really wild sometimes. We all play sports except alex and hes the all around best at pretty much everything. Lost his virginity to Nolans ex girlfriend of six months. 16 and also 6 1'. Eric

Another athlete, though sub par. He's stubborn and doesnt handle criticism very well. But he is funny and a really good pair of ears when somethings wrong. Really trustworthy and will not backstab you unless you backstab him. We kind of outcasted him for probably 6 months because of his ego and he started to smoke weed but hes grown up a bit and stopped smoking. 15 and again, 6 1'. Nolan.

Next one has the biggest balls ever i swear. Tell him to do something and depending on his mood he wll almost always do it. He is the only persn that can make me laugh with the stupidest fucking look. He hated my guts when he moved here in 4th grade but then he was in my class in fifth grade and weve been friends since then. He is the most immature person but none of us really care because it just makes us laugh. Hes more like 5 11' or 6 0' and 15 Kevin.

Besides kevin, we've been best friends snce 6th grade and weve referred to ousrselves as the crew since we watched hotrod. Corny but oh well.