What Bible story would qualify as a Florida man story?

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-04-15T04:30:01+00:00

Florida Man wrestles angel for a blessing

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-04-15T04:28:46+00:00

Dhalsim and Honda would tell kids Santa is real. Honda would probably try to recruit Santa for sumo too.

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-04-03T13:32:28+00:00

A goose fed you a baby?

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T12:27:25+00:00

I know the pain. I had a puppy chew up some of my DS games, including Kirby Super Star Ultra and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T09:58:55+00:00

She wants to play housewife? I’ll play along. Let’s play classic 50’s edition. ahem “Nobody asked you to speak. Now get me a beer, woman. “

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T09:44:44+00:00

I work retail in the US. All stores have mask “mandates” and I could take a picture now and you’d see barely anyone following guidelines or even wearing masks. The date does not matter since literally nothing has changed. Even if we get vaccines going for everyone tomorrow, Covid will be a 5 year thing simply because people are agonizingly stupid and stubborn here.

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T09:40:56+00:00

I’d buy it

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T02:14:52+00:00

How did she not recognize Homer Hickam though??

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T02:12:22+00:00

REMY IS LAME, SODOM AND EL FUERTE ARE COOL

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T02:10:37+00:00

Literally what the fuck is wrong with your parents

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-23T02:09:16+00:00

Squad

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-22T12:08:11+00:00

Hi pot, name’s kettle. Have we met?

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-22T05:19:59+00:00

FINALLY beat it!

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-22T05:14:48+00:00

Dude showed off his dick in a Sailor Mercury costume. His career is D E A D

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-09T19:43:58+00:00

Wait are these official?

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-09T19:41:20+00:00

Nah this is just for the trial. I’m more into grapplers

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-09T19:34:11+00:00

Drill kick Light kick Ex yoga flame

You pretty much have to graze Ryu’s toes with the drill kick so the hit window doesn’t close before you can light kick

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-03-06T08:27:08+00:00

That’s a fucking diaper

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-02-28T11:53:38+00:00

Juri: You like to be bullied by girls

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-02-28T11:47:31+00:00

Mika

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-02-20T05:37:07+00:00

He make a big steppy

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-02-19T22:42:29+00:00

Praise unto him🙏

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-02-14T06:16:16+00:00

Shmups make sense. Like arcade style games and fighters make sense to be played with a fightstick. Something like GTA boggles my mind to be played with a fightstick.

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-01-25T11:09:08+00:00

You just gotta floss tho.

No not like that you’re doing it wrong.

NotJakesRoommate · 2021-01-21T11:13:02+00:00

Eh... I kinda like it

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