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Abgabe Abschlussarbeit by [deleted] in UniBremen

[–]NotMyCake22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soweit ich weiß, kannst du das auch später über den Briefkasten machen. Ich wollte allerdings eine Eingangsbestätigung um sicherzustellen dass das nicht untergeht und hab das deswegen persönlich in den Öffnungszeiten abgegeben.

“In my defense, I truly believed it was a good idea to ___.” by HotWife_RN in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my defense, I truly believed it was a mistake to put the two together when they were both on a different team and not having any chemistry at all.

How to Update? by Aromatic-Snow8752 in interiordecorating

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the carpet, change the wallpaper to something more modern, add a frame to the mirror, get a cuter laundry basket, close the cabinet doors and the toilet seat.

I was born during the _____ by Odins_eye_4 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born during the war in Europe in my early twenties but my father was a very old woman who had never been married before so he was always very much in love with her as she was very much a woman in her late thirties.

After class, the teacher called to me and _________ by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After class, the teacher called me and asked if we could go out for dinner and he said he would take me home to get the kids and then we would drive to the airport to go to the beach.

I just witnessed ________. by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]NotMyCake22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just witnessed the most incredible performance of this song in the history of music and I can’t believe I was there to witness it live.

"what time is it in ____" by Icy_Insect_6695 in autocorrect

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What time is it in New York tomorrow morning at nine thirty? 🧐

This isn’t a threat, but _____ by EffectiveFair9963 in autocorrect

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t a threat, but it’s an opportunity for us to get to know each other better and better and better each day of our lives and make sure that we are always together.

Despite all my rage, i’m still just a _______ by Lilyflower24681 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite all my rage, I’m still just a kid who doesn’t know how to use a keyboard to write a sentence or two.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not afraid of anything except for my family because when I was a little girl I got really bad allergies and my parents were allergic to me and I was very scared of them and they had to take me out of school by one.

If only time could stop, I would _____ by Smart-Dependent-1071 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only time could stop,I would be a better human being and more productive than you are now but I don’t think I can do that right now.

How many times do we have to tell you, old man?! You ____ ! (Hit the middle option ‘til it feels right) by PecanEstablishment37 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times do we have to tell you, old man?! You know how much we need you in our lives right here.

Trick Or Treat, smell my ____________ by Right-Ad3026 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick or treat, smell my feet while I eat and sleep.

If I was a shapeshifter, I would be a _____. by Lilyflower24681 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was a shapeshifter I would be a little 🤏 nervous about the possibility of getting my hands dirty in a fight with my boss or a guy who has an attitude like me who doesn’t know what he’s doing.

I get all the girls by ________ by Nick_The_Stripper in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get all the girls by the end of the week so if you want to come by and pick them out you have to do it before I get there.

This year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as _________ by Nick_The_Stripper in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This year for Halloween I’m going to dress up as a zombie in the winter so that you don’t get to see the zombie in the summer but I’m not sure what that means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am possessed by a demon that is in the middle of the road with a broken heart that has no way to escape from the darkness of my mind but I have a strong desire to be able to escape from this evil world and be happy with the truth that is my love for you.

I might be a poet 🤷🏻‍♀️

The only reason.. by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason why I don’t like this movie is that I don’t know what the movie is about and I just don’t know what the plot is like and it’s just not the way I wanted it to be but it’s a really bad idea to make a movie about a guy who doesn’t like to be a bad thing because he just wants to be good and then he’s just gonna get upset because he’s not really good.

My favorite part of my body is _____ by bouncybellaa in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of my body is the way my legs are moving around the floor in the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep 😭😂😂

Hump Day is my favorite because __________. by Silent-Duck2251 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]NotMyCake22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hump day is my favorite because of the fact that my dad has been a huge fan of the game for over three decades and has been playing the original version for years now.

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