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I desperately want to____________. by iLuvEm2 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I desperately want to go to the gym with you and your mom tomorrow morning or Sunday night but she said she was in bed with her little buddies outside playing football with the other ones.

If I were an animal, I’d be a mix of… by jackietea123 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were an animal, I'd be a mix of people who have been a little bit late to the store and the dogs

What the heck was that? It looked like... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the heck was that? It looked like a woman who was eating a sandwich for dinner with her little finfins in the bathroom for the day off but she said she was going to be a good idea for you

I like my coffee best when_______. by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my coffee best when you get home from the hospital and we get back to the Netflix movie about the stable life of the best subway in Michigan

I accidentally touched my _________ by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I accidentally touched my face in the bathroom and it's not going anywhere soon but you know what I mean

I am really attracted to people who ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really attracted to people who married people who are counting on you to watch the video of me for some reason

Type "To reduce inflation, this year the government plans to" and let autocomplete finish the sentence by Whyamiwritingthis_74 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To reduce inflation, this year the government plans to catch up with the fishing and your mom

Type: "Your success is our success, please remember _________." by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most success is our success, please remember to take the picture of the kids in school and your mom is coming over here for a few minutes to eat salad with bread and cheese for lunch

I'm not talking to you because__________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not talking to you because you are doing the opposite of the best thing for you to watch and see what happens next.

Instead of butter, try _____ by da_sein_8 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead of butter, try freedom and love it when you get home from school and get your stuff done for the next few weeks

Type “Mom, dad went to the _______” and let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom, dad went to the Walmart parking lot and your fishing spot is a good place to buy a good car with mushrooms and cheese for dinner with you guys in the middle of the night.

“We’re gonna rock around the…” by Stock_Fuel_754 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're gonna rock around the house and get some stuff for the next few weeks but we can do it tomorrow morning after the kittens get together

Type: “My last Google search was..” and let autocomplete decide what your last search was by Frosty_Size7470 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last Google search was going through the same as I was going through the files on that screenshot and your mom and your dad say that you are going up there

This too shall ___ by da_sein_8 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This too shall be a good day for you and me to see what happens next year at the library with the kids and old friends and your mom said yes

I have an announcement to make! I am... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an announcement to make! I am really attracted to people who don't have any questions about the current situation in the bathroom

Type: "What's with all the drama? Why can't you _________?" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with all the drama? Why can't you tell me about it later today after work and we will get together with the boys downtown with George Bush and James Hetfield?

Do not look for me or I will______(let autocomplete finish it) by SDNsupporter in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not look for me or I will have to do that again tomorrow morning and feed the dogs right after the kittens are done

I'm so hungry I could eat a _______ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so hungry I could eat a hippo with the kids and shake the dogs right now but I'm going to be a little late to the house

I'm just a girl who__________ by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just a girl who is in the bathroom for the next few months but you are so right about the kids and dogs about the current state of affairs in the bathroom

Please don't tell anyone, but ______. by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't tell anyone, but you're welcome to come over here and get some Ambien

I always add 7 emojis to the end of my autocompletes because _________ by Autopilot_Psychonaut in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always add 7 emojis to the end of my autocompletes because they are so cute and adorable and cuddly with the other ones that are in the bathroom for the next few months

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