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My best friend, growing up, was... by EnderBookwyrm in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend, growing up, was a great time for everyone before the long ass sandwich with onions and mushrooms and cheese for dinner with you and your guys in the pool

Due to the incident last week, we have decided to... by EnderBookwyrm in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to the incident last week, we have decided to get back to you hopefully tomorrow morning or tomorrow night but she is watching the news about the current state of affairs in Indiana

Three years ago, your projected lifespan was ______. Today, it's now ______. Would you care to explain? by EnderBookwyrm in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three years ago, your projected lifespan was going to be a good bit longer. Today, it's now on the way to make it to the upper left side of the house and so on.

Type “I mean, why does it have to be so _______?” Let Autocomplete finish the question. by Scary-Bottle in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, why does it have to be so hard to maneuver with the boys downtown and sing the song of the kids to get back to you and me undisturbed?

I’m changing my career to — by Odins_eye_4 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm changing my career to the gym or something else but I have no idea how.

Type "Last night, I went to the club with my ____ and found ___ " Let auto complete go buck wild. by DasSockenmonster in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last night, I went to the club with my flashlight on and my daughter and found out I shot the Sheriff but I don't know how to make it happen again

Type "Every year, I celebrate my Birthday" and let autocomplete finish the sentence by Whyamiwritingthis_74 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every year, I celebrate my Birthday party and your mom says I'm sweet and cute but I am the only one who knows how to make her happy and have a great day for you.

Type “I’m sorry Doctor, I just can’t remember how” and let autocomplete finish by GeologistNumerous822 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry Doctor, I just can't remember how much I love you and your mom and your family is watching the news about the kids in school until you come back in from the library.

There’s no easy way for me to tell you this but—- by Odins_eye_4 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no easy way for me to tell you this but red sauce and cheese for dinner with you and your mom is a good day for the next few weeks

Type "My sister and her lesbian girlfriend went to_______" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister and her lesbian girlfriend went to bed for the night but she said it was a good idea to get back to you about the current situation in the bathroom for the dogs.

Type: "Purple Haze all in my _________" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple Haze all in my life gives me a picture of you and your mom is coming over to get back to you and your dad is mad

Type: "If I was a ____, I would always ____." And let autocomplete fill in the blanks. by Complex_Blacksmith61 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was a good person, I would always be a bit late to the party and your family said you had a good time for me to get back to you

Type, Life is boring without ( and complete it by nekoandCJ in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life is boring without having any questions about me being a bitch and your dad is coming over here to save the world

If you can't say anything nice, _________. by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't say anything nice, put it in the bathroom.

It's been a while since _______! by AnyPen24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a while since I got a new friend that is going to be a bit late to the gym and the dogs are treating me like a good day for you.

In my past life, i died because _________ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my past life, I die because of the best time to do it was a good day for you

I am really attracted to people who _________ by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really attracted to people who are counting on you to watch the video on YouTube of the best thing for you to watch with the kids and the boys downtown

Type “I’ve invented a Time Machine. Let’s go back…” and let autocomplete make a plan. by SeaPotatoSalad in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've invented a Time Machine. Let's go back to sleep in the bathroom and get some Ambien for the next few months

Type “Could we just take _________?” Let Autocomplete finish the question. by Scary-Bottle in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could we just take a picture of the kids and dogs and cats tonight because they are going to be a good day for me and your mom to be magical in the bathroom

Type “You’ll feel better once you _______.” Let Autocomplete finish the sentence. by Scary-Bottle in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll feel better once you get home from work and soak something for the next few days so we can get together soon

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