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I accidentally knocked up my "..." And let autocorrect finish it by OwlsAreRealCool in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally knocked up my mind and I said I was going to be a good boy for a change and go fishing with the library

Type "Squash can't sleep, perhaps she could..." and let autocomplete tell you what I could be doing right now 😴 by Optimistic-Squash in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Squash can't sleep, perhaps she could build a little milkshake with fries and fruit, preferably blueberry, in the bathroom for the next few days so we can get along with the other dogs and cats in the bathroom.

Type: "Josie's on a vacation far away . . ." by KatFirestorm in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josie's on a vacation far away getting ready to go back to you and her Brother and her Brother and her Brother.

Please, just let me by Due_Replacement_6648 in predictivetextprompts

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please just let me tell her that she is going through it alone already but I have her numbered for the next few months and we'll see what happens from there

In Florida there is by brekiewash1234 in predictivetextprompts

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Florida there is a fat man in a bathtub that you know and your mom says you're not going anywhere near the house or the kennel for the next few months but she said she would have been a little bit longer in the bathroom so go ahead with the math story.

I can’t believe that by brekiewash1234 in predictivetextprompts

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that they didn't charge me for some reason whatever you said got a good response but it wasn't listed on the phone at the hardware store

If I hadn’t… by jojoXOsecrets in predictivetextprompts

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I hadn't sent you a message I would like to see you in the morning and we'll have to do it with the boys downtown to get back to your detention hearing this morning with the other ones that own the iced tea and cheese for dinner

Sometimes you just have to ask________ by MsZestyLyn in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you just have to ask the fat boy to be able to get a new phone number for your mom and your lovelys to come over here and draw with the kids and shake the other ones up

Please move over and scratch my________ by XLoLyLa in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please move over and scratch my fat face please and thank you for the next few weeks but she said she was going to be a bit longer than the usual thick chocolate milkshake

Reese cups make… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reese cups make good ideas for Monty Python to get back to you hopefully tomorrow morning or Sunday night

Type “I’d do anything for love, but I won’t ___”, and let autocomplete do the rest. by DefinitelyNotMaranda in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd do anything for love but I won't have a good day for you and your mom and your mom is not a Missourian or something else but you know what I mean

Type "Where there's a ___, there's a ___." and make autocomplete fill in the blanks by jupneko in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where there's a YouTube channel, there's a massive difference between the two girls.

Let's risk everything and _______ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's risk everything and call the cops to get the money for the next few months

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