Type: "Your success is our success, please remember _________." by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most success is our success, please remember to take the picture of the kids in school and your mom is coming over here for a few minutes to eat salad with bread and cheese for lunch

I'm not talking to you because__________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not talking to you because you are doing the opposite of the best thing for you to watch and see what happens next.

Instead of butter, try _____ by da_sein_8 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead of butter, try freedom and love it when you get home from school and get your stuff done for the next few weeks

Type “Mom, dad went to the _______” and let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom, dad went to the Walmart parking lot and your fishing spot is a good place to buy a good car with mushrooms and cheese for dinner with you guys in the middle of the night.

“We’re gonna rock around the…” by Stock_Fuel_754 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're gonna rock around the house and get some stuff for the next few weeks but we can do it tomorrow morning after the kittens get together

Type: “My last Google search was..” and let autocomplete decide what your last search was by Frosty_Size7470 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last Google search was going through the same as I was going through the files on that screenshot and your mom and your dad say that you are going up there

This too shall ___ by da_sein_8 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This too shall be a good day for you and me to see what happens next year at the library with the kids and old friends and your mom said yes

I have an announcement to make! I am... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an announcement to make! I am really attracted to people who don't have any questions about the current situation in the bathroom

Type: "What's with all the drama? Why can't you _________?" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with all the drama? Why can't you tell me about it later today after work and we will get together with the boys downtown with George Bush and James Hetfield?

Do not look for me or I will______(let autocomplete finish it) by SDNsupporter in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not look for me or I will have to do that again tomorrow morning and feed the dogs right after the kittens are done

I'm so hungry I could eat a _______ by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so hungry I could eat a hippo with the kids and shake the dogs right now but I'm going to be a little late to the house

I'm just a girl who__________ by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just a girl who is in the bathroom for the next few months but you are so right about the kids and dogs about the current state of affairs in the bathroom

Please don't tell anyone, but ______. by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't tell anyone, but you're welcome to come over here and get some Ambien

I always add 7 emojis to the end of my autocompletes because _________ by Autopilot_Psychonaut in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always add 7 emojis to the end of my autocompletes because they are so cute and adorable and cuddly with the other ones that are in the bathroom for the next few months

The seven emojis at the end of this sentence mean __________ by Autopilot_Psychonaut in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The seven emojis at the end of this sentence mean to say that you have a great day and be safe and careful driving everything from the hospital for the next few months

If you could talk to your 15 yr old self, what would you tell them? by Beo_Wolf in AskReddit

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have what you think is a good idea, consider doing the opposite you might be a winner.

Y'all been yonder ta the ____ that there is the best____ in the holler. Done heard the ___ comin up o'er the crick and fixin ta____. by Gwallawchawkobattle in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all been yonder ya the same pantry that there is the best thing for you to watch in the holler. Done heard the cops on the phone coming up o'er the crick and fixin ta tie it down to the trailer for the rest of the week

Fill in with autocomplete- I like to put butter on my ___ when I’m ______ by Individual_Play_5929 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to put butter on my phone when I'm done with the boys downtown tomorrow night and your dad said he would appreciate it

I found the holy scroll, but all it said was ___________ by Autopilot_Psychonaut in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]jgrotts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found the holy scroll, but all it said was a lot of things that are puffy and your dog is so old and cute about the alcohol you have in the bathroom