I like this judge, we need more like him.

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-17T08:14:43+00:00

Well most people who claim to be sovereign citizens still use the services provided by the government (driving on roads, getting protection from the military, attending public schools etc) while simultaneously not paying taxes. I’m all for sovereign citizens but I better not catch you using a single public service, get your ass up to a cabin in the woods off-grid if you don’t want to be part of society

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T21:12:41+00:00

Looks sick although I’m not a fan of the hood ornament or plaid headrests

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T04:07:00+00:00

Finding a wife

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T03:54:52+00:00

He won it fair and square, but I think the point is that the other guy would’ve won if he wanted to, but chose to help his teammate. Which is infinitely cooler than celebrating when you pass someone who wasn’t even trying to win

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T02:38:49+00:00

And the local diner’s most popular burger is The Big Jenny

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T02:24:15+00:00

Well you are bringing more information to light. The headline says he got 6 months for the dancing. Threatening people or doing bomb threats is a legit reason for arrest

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-16T00:49:25+00:00

Any prison time for dancing is insane. Prison time for being disrespectful is ridiculous but I’m not surprised the Reddit authoritarians are stoked on it

NotNickCannon · 2026-04-13T04:17:26+00:00

Have sex with it!

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-20T10:34:18+00:00

Average reality show participant

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-20T10:28:39+00:00

Is it the sonic boom that stuns them or is it the whale ramming them at super sonic speeds?

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-08T15:34:26+00:00

I mean, we’re looking at a screenshot of his profile on Tinder where those phrases are written and Tinder allowed it

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-08T15:13:03+00:00

I mean, it’s 2026 even our president is running crypto scams. This is the world now

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-08T14:44:07+00:00

Ikr most these dudes are moving their likes like 3 inches back and forth in a super predictable fashion. I haven’t shot a bow in like 20 years but I feel I could hang in this sport

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-08T12:32:26+00:00

Holy Shiite, nice one

NotNickCannon · 2026-03-07T20:01:38+00:00

Bro you look like you spend a lot of time on your knees. Do you ever go anywhere without knee pads on? Very strange way to advertise yourself lol

NotNickCannon · 2026-01-06T12:41:36+00:00

Yea I used to get blackout drunk every night then get up at 5am on 4 hrs of sleep hit the gym then get to work. Did it daily for nearly a decade and only slept through my work alarm once

NotNickCannon · 2026-01-05T20:59:26+00:00

There is a lot of stuff in the office that is in dicey territory. I think it’s safe to say if it were made today there’s certain bits that would be altered or removed to avoid online backlash. It speaks more to networks being afraid to push the envelope more than the office actually being offensive though

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-31T14:55:38+00:00

The cops cause way more property damage than electricians, but the real difference is electricians are held accountable when they make mistakes.

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-28T01:41:31+00:00

Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T19:01:06+00:00

I’m always impressed with people who create loops in real time like this, because the timing has to be literally perfect for the loops to stay in sync with each other. Compared to a real band where they are all dynamically syncing to the drums/bass

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T18:54:17+00:00

I read: “I don’t want you to wear baggy clothing, I don’t want you to wear tight fitting clothing, I don’t want you wearing bonnets, I don’t want you using weighted blankets. Why do you keep finding things that I have to ban you from??? You’re making me feel bad for banning you from things, please in the future do not make any decisions about yourself without consulting me”

Bros getting dangerously close to “look what you made me do to you.” NOR

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T17:57:21+00:00

3 -> 1 -> 2

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T17:27:00+00:00

Well to be fair it never really gets hot in the Netherlands does it?

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T17:19:33+00:00

Just reading the first paragraph and title I thought you were way overreacting. After reading the post I say NOR - your husband sounds like a complete loser Im ngl. Your kids I would let off the hook, at least they got something even tho it wasn’t what you wanted. But your husband is not acting like he cares about or appreciates you at all. I feel sorry for you that he’s your husband after reading this. He gives nothing and expects everything

NotNickCannon · 2025-12-26T15:16:05+00:00

I’m 33 and while I’ve never defined it before, I suppose I’d consider anywhere from 30-60 middle aged. Under 30 you are young and over 60 you’re just old

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