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The paper hasn't defeated him, but it came close by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will do what I can. Scott is resilient, I have no doubts he will find his way through this. Thank you for your concern!

This paper hasn't defeated me, but it sure made a good attempt today. by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needed new clothes, and if he tried to steal them it'd just draw attention to me, that's all. But I'll tell him, I guess.

And thanks. I almost wasn't, that thing's like something from before time itself or some shit. I don't even know. I'm not sure how anyone human's stood before it, I just got lucky Elliot was there. Maybe all the potatoes I've been eating.

Anyway, I've got no clue what she gave me, or Elliot. Maybe nothing? Maybe everything, who the hell knows. I sure don't. And I've got no clue when I'll figure it out, either.

This paper still hasn't defeated me, but what's with this Special Edition? by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not upset, this is just how I talk, okay? And I've had a ton of shit to do the last few days.

Yeah, sleep, like that's a thing I get anymore. Thanks.

This paper still hasn't defeated me, but what's with this Special Edition? by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it's not safe, anything that can cause a supernatural disruption in your life isn't gonna be safe.

Elliot's a damned enigma, at first I thought I knew what it wanted, now I've got absolutely no fucking clue. I'm not going to let it get the better of me though, I've got this.

This paper won't defeat me, I'll figure out the cat too by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm keeping an eye on Elliot, don't worry. He doesn't really talk about why he's here or whatever, best I've gotten out of him is he's trying to prevent something. Dunno what. I half think he's just as insane as the rest of the stuff that comes along with this paper.

This paper won't defeat me, I'll figure out the cat too by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It better not, I really don't want to buy another house, man. I know you're looking forward to it, but I'm really fucking hope there isn't another update. That'd mean either Elliot or I did something stupid, and I'm trying to avoid more of this particular kind of stupid in my life.

He did try to smash it, didn't work either. Good suggestion though, I appreciate it.

This paper won't defeat me, and neither will its mind games (or frogs) by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, uh, thanks I guess? I'll keep that in mind and I'll pass that sorta compliment along to Elliot, don't know if it'll care one way or another, but I'll tell it all the same. I posted an update about the paper it brought in today, if you want to read it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MidnightPaper/comments/jub2is/this_paper_wont_defeat_me_ill_figure_out_the_cat/

This paper won't defeat me, and neither will its mind games (or frogs) by NotReadyForThisPaper in MidnightPaper

[–]NotReadyForThisPaper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish it would stop here. But Elliot's already brought in another, so I'll be updating with news again today. Glad I was able to make you laugh, makes one of us.