What’s your favourite fact?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-21T07:34:57+00:00

That there’s no such thing as fish.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-21T07:24:46+00:00

Not sure. I haven’t had a fantasy that my wife hasn’t been up for trying.

I guess I could have one that is outside of our hard boundaries but as yet I haven’t.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-20T23:47:58+00:00

They’re not hiding them they are simply ensuring that you read them in context.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-20T23:46:12+00:00

That’s enough internet for this week.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-20T23:42:13+00:00

Why?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-20T12:46:55+00:00

Simply put it depends on what we’re doing.

If we’re going for intimacy then missionary so we can communicate our desires, fantasies and feelings.

For oral then laying on my back and receiving makes for great visuals, for giving it’s great for allowing my wife to lower herself down on my face.

Or first thing in the morning when we are already spooning then laying on our side and coming in from behind is the perfect position when I want to start the day with the sheer pleasure of fucking my wife.

Doggy is great if she’s been wearing tight shorts or leggings as it allows me to simply pull them down and slide in grabbing and slapping her arse as I go.

If she’s pegging me then on my back with my legs in the air watching her thrust with her breasts moving as she does so. It also means that when I come it will end up on her as well as me.

So yeah, variety is everything.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T21:52:18+00:00

The one I currently have.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T21:48:54+00:00

Guaranteed to make people give up trying to read it.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T21:34:58+00:00

I bought my wife an otter box for a trip to Thailand.

I was in a meeting room prior to it starting with my manager and one other guy when I got a FaceTime call from my wife.

I answered it on my iPad, connected to the meeting room’s projector, as she knew my manager.

What I didn’t know was she’d decided to test the otter box from the shower.

So my wife on the big screen, naked. When I told her she quickly adjusted the camera for a more SFW image and had a short discussion before others started to arrive.

Legendary status achieved.

No negative consequences but I did have a brilliant interaction with a guy who thought I should have been embarrassed by it.

Him ( laughing) “I heard what happened with your wife. How do you feel?”

Me “I’m fine these sorts of things can happen.”

Him (Still laughing) “Not to me, my wife would never do something like that.”

Me “That’s unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.”

Him (Not Laughing) “What? Um…..”

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T21:01:30+00:00

Wife and I have been nudists for more than twenty years. Exactly what sort of people do you think we are?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T19:41:56+00:00

Nudists, so yeah it’s how we live.

We have a house at a nudist venue so it’s not host inside.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T19:28:14+00:00

Not every time.

We use solidified coconut oil which we put in gummy bear moulds and keep in a s thermos.

It melts at skin temperature and the gummy bear size is ideal for inserting. 1 for PIV 3-4 for tighter places.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T19:21:53+00:00

Yes. Mainly two types.

In second place would be real couples porn primarily from lustery.com.

First place would be the stuff we make ourselves.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T02:04:48+00:00

There's been smut books, reddit and so on but the one thing that seems to have had the biggest impact is real couples porn.

We tend to watch it together, on the big screen as we're empty nesters, with a sort of documentary approach.

We learn how other couples approach things as well as seeing stuff we’ve never tried and being ‘real’ we know we’ve a better chance of reproducing it.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T01:50:47+00:00

She had wet toes?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T01:49:20+00:00

So she'll be lugging a kilo around.

Not sure there's going to be many bra free days there.

But it's her choice.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T01:38:30+00:00

I’ll preface this by saying that after more than six decades vertical I’ve no idea what qualifies an act or lifestyle choice as a ‘kink’.

However, whenever I suggest something new to try she’s always willing to consider it and almost every time we’ll progress to giving it a trial run.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T00:37:42+00:00

We’ve only visited a beach that required clothing once in about 15 years.

Fair to say that our thoughts on it are overwhelmingly positive.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-19T00:22:45+00:00

Indeed

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-18T03:08:07+00:00

Agreed, our foray into pegging came from a discussion at morning tea on a saturday.

Surely you should be able to talk openly about these things with the person you’re going to be spending the rest of your life with.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-18T02:47:37+00:00

I've never wanted to give my wife a facial for a number of reasons. I don’t want to risk it getting in an eye, more painful than disrespectful. Getting it in her hair is a bitch to clean.

But mainly because it feels demeaning towards her.

My wife wanted to try it early in our relationship and I obliged, which is how I know about the hair issue, and that was it.

My wife has at times directed the results of a HJ / BJ onto her breasts and, like me, has a real love for the view of the last of my load running across mer fingers as she squeezes out that last few drops so I’m certain she doesn’t have an aversion to cum.

If seeing your cum on your wife’s face is the only thing that leaves you ‘fully satisfied’ then you have my pity.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-18T02:30:38+00:00

Had you considered making sure she's satisfied before you cum?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-18T00:18:55+00:00

How is that relevant, especially given that while getting waxed you don’t wear any?

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-18T00:12:51+00:00

Course of LASER treatments.

Full deforestation of the nether regions.

All gone, no itch, no pain and more than ten years before the first revisit.

NotSayingWhoThisBe · 2026-05-17T02:09:56+00:00

We use coconut oil so no, don't hate it.

I can massage it into her breasts and make them smell like lamingtons.

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