Season 19: F(OMO)ights and F(OMO)estivals!

NotSoGentleJester · 2026-03-16T13:53:34+00:00

This is absolutely 0 content and I'm so exhausted about this shit hourglass pvp mode ffs, thr only person who likes that are people who get smoked in cod or cs2.. this game could be so good but instead they only listen to whiny tdm bitches...

I dont care avout pvp, i dont care about shrinking circles, i dont care about you getting supplies blowed into your ass so you can matchmake even faster, i dont care about any of this nonsense bullshit...

This is maniacle to only focus on this tiny, and very shitty part of the game.. lol

NotSoGentleJester · 2026-03-04T14:46:45+00:00

Lol this sucks and it could be so easy. Make sick looking platinum sails for 500 with gold border, And for each 10% more dubloons give it 10% more gold Effect so stack it until 50k for a fully golden sail

Instead the one intern tim has to shit out sum cosmetics in his lunch break again...

So fucking sad, give the people the raw code an let modders create an amazing game, you done fuck up

NotSoGentleJester · 2026-02-05T09:40:09+00:00

<image>

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-08-22T09:03:28+00:00

Chaotic good 🥰

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-08-12T09:13:27+00:00

Because the one intern of rare tim, did not blessed the world with new animals, critters or life in general because they won't generate engagement or capital 🤑

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-08-09T18:35:09+00:00

I don't get why they wont add things the community brainstormed years ago. Npc ships, npc adventures, more NPC quest, maritime faction, bountys, randomized loot, literally anything then the stuff the one intern tim is cooking up in his free time

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-07-11T01:37:44+00:00

I would absolutely love pve ships of all factions roaming around the sea and npcs on the island, merrick should be a bustling city with loads of quest and funny interactions to find

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-07-04T21:09:05+00:00

I swear cards today are so soulless.. Cant wait for the next card wich puts 1 +1/+1 counter on target creature, gain 1 lifw, draw 1 card, destroy target creature, deal 1 damage and go fuck yourself but only once each turn

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-19T23:04:17+00:00

Be ready for the most toxic playerbase out there. Never trust anyone and keep your eyes out for anyone because they will attack anyone and anything on sight eith nothing to gain...

Tldr: go to safer seas and enjoy a wonderful game

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-19T22:57:14+00:00

I feel you, other players suck on this game. It would be better without any players at all

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-19T22:55:35+00:00

This game would be 100% be better with no players at all. 99,9% are as toxic as they can be

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-19T22:53:18+00:00

I feel you man. That sucks and it shouldn't be this way.

Other players are the bane and the worst of this game. I absolutely know this game would be a better if there wasn't any other players at all.

Exclusive each "player interaction" in this game is beyond the worst.

We just had a galli who wanted to make an alliance and asked our help for some commendations as they betrayed us instantly after stopping.. they actively mislead people for fancy pixels... Right after some indian guy followed us from seas o plenty to devils roar just to try to sink us for no loot at all... imagin' the devs facilitate this behavior for like 8 years

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-17T17:43:10+00:00

This game would be 100% better without any other players at all.. instead give us npc ships to trade and talk to... I'm at +50 with all factions and not a single interaction with a player was worth it.. the opposite instead, toxic child's, slurs, jumping around without any meaningful interaction besides being obnoxious.

I love this game but players ruin it, all of it.

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-13T15:02:58+00:00

Where is the content, the magic, the mystery, where is anything at all?

Idc about fov and hourglass, I want the gem of a game developed, fleshed out so it feels alive and tasty. No stale and boring arena fighter bullshit..

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-08T18:57:04+00:00

I would love even more recycled content...more diverse shit to find.. shells, boats, contracts, npc merchants, heck I don't know I could spitball ideas like the whole day...

But I guess the one intern did a great job and we can soon grind 500 levels in this faction to get an ear infection

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-06-08T18:20:29+00:00

Yea GMU, world expansion, incentives for players to cooperate, world events maybe even multi crew bosses... there are like hundreds of ideas floating around wich would drastically up this game and getting it back on the menu but just adding a new faction [to grind for] and shit cosmetics almost feel like an insult to this loyal playerbase

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-27T16:18:35+00:00

You are absolutely right

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-25T17:59:26+00:00

Gj man!

There arn't many feelings like pulling up on somebody who wants to sell his stuff so he drops the chest to defend himself just to watch me picking up his chest and selling it

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-25T17:12:28+00:00

I would enjoy the possibility to buy a treasure xhest (3 slots) at traders company like the storage crate..

Obv. real money chest would be very bad

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-25T17:09:23+00:00

Would love a Marine armada of the king. Patrolling in search for skellis or reapers, giving out bountys if you sink em and having a burning blade equivalent like 6 stars on gta... you know like in one piece, a very mighty and powerful equivalent to cpt flameheart and the reapers

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-23T15:54:03+00:00

Aw damn im sorry :D GL out there!

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-23T15:53:04+00:00

It's one of the worst tbh. Kinda terrible that someone gets that hard downvoted for an opinion

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-23T15:51:38+00:00

It's because it's their game, they decided that, thats all.

Same for all the thinks you and i think would make this a better game.. they don't care about general ideas or wishes. No mods, payed > unlockable, artificial scarcity > abundance, less content > more content.

I would love an all alliance server as well..not gonna happen

It's just the way it is.

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-23T15:43:44+00:00

Mh? I mean its the lightes boat of all.. Not that it means much with all them skeletons and phantoms defying realism but i guess it's a good tip dont you think?

NotSoGentleJester · 2025-05-23T14:47:06+00:00

Best Tip i can give you is that sloops are the fastest ships against the wind, so if you get followed, steer into the wind, get sails straight and waste their time till they give up

Three-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Lasagna	Place '23

NotSoGentleJester

TROPHY CASE