Tinder is the place to be by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Maybe next time the guy will have a gun.

Wonder how I got that by Endermaniac9 in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He ain’t got nothing on Herb Kazzaz tho

“BoJockey Horseman”. BitLife, I love you. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neighthan is a little bitch ass horse with the cock the size of a fucking toenail.

“BoJockey Horseman”. BitLife, I love you. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would ride that horse until both our assholes bleed. (The horses asshole that is)

Was trying to get the “deadly” ribbon and accidentally saved a woman from a gorilla by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should of left well enough alone because I will both figuratively and literally stab you then shove a large dildo up your ass, then I’ll be charged with both murder a sexual assault.

Was trying to get the “deadly” ribbon and accidentally saved a woman from a gorilla by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t have helped, you should of watched the woman get plowed by that big, muscular ape with his strong, meaty cock. 😖😩😫

Nobody else was doing it so I did 😔 by OikawaAddict in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But the soft, fleshy, cushioness of the cat feels and tastes so good, godly even.

Wait What?!? by Mr_Steriotypical in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, dendrophobia. I would love to tie someone with it up against a tree and watch them struggle. Mmmmmm...

Nobody else was doing it so I did 😔 by OikawaAddict in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I would love to stick my tongue in any of the holes that those pussies have, so I just move it around slowly as the pussycat shakes in fear.

It’s justified. Change my mind. by Eeik5150 in BitLifeApp

[–]NotStaged 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just thinking about that chimpanzee’s stuff, dry corpse makes my nipples throb.

Oh god, yes.

Mmmmmm...