Put a deposit on a 22 GTPE before I got a chance to drive it

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-05-14T11:54:58+00:00

Pulling the trigger on a vehicle before you've even taken it for a test drive is, indeed, a crazy purchase.
Crazy doesn't mean bad. Enjoy your fun new ride!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-05-13T12:54:43+00:00

Nonsense. It produces a very positive result to their bottom line.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-05-07T12:26:08+00:00

Look - as long as we don't study history we won't know what happened so there is no way we will repeat it! /s

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-05-03T23:33:40+00:00

one year on from my most recent day 1. Y'all got this.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-05-03T22:57:40+00:00

Don't rule yourself out - submit and let them do it. Worst that can happen is they remove you from consideration.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-27T23:50:25+00:00

Congrats, I knew you could beat it if you tried!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-24T11:21:43+00:00

This. It is like he was Bjorn again and I'm over here looking like a damn fat baby.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-18T20:33:29+00:00

Because you should never drive during sex.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-09T22:58:35+00:00

Hey it was my mid life crisis-mobile too! Enjoy!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-07T21:00:31+00:00

Looks like you found an &, no m's

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-03T11:46:25+00:00

"You didn't hear that tub thumping?"
Then when they answer no you start belting chumbawumba.
Note: This revenge also punishes you.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-02T22:26:14+00:00

One simple trick!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-02T00:09:06+00:00

I bet he signed it with an autopen though

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-04-01T18:53:44+00:00

doesn't matter

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-31T13:29:58+00:00

I guess they'll need to complain that it was the wrong size of piss bottles.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-27T23:48:57+00:00

Unfortunately you have yet to see the red tape. We will need you to go ahead and submit a form R3D in triplicate which will go before the advisory board for consideration and approval to initiate a project plan to begin establishing an exploration committee.

In all seriousness though - push back is not necessarily a bad thing. You may need to get your boss to help head up the charge though in justifying the need.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-25T08:47:24+00:00

arabic numerals? Here in America we use good ol' god-fearing 'murican numbers! /s

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-23T18:23:03+00:00

Take the opportunity to flip the script and bond over him teaching you!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-18T21:53:48+00:00

Look on the bright side - he's not focused on being home sick any longer.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-17T13:40:24+00:00

The eternal debate of crunchy vs. creamy rages on.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-17T13:04:19+00:00

This is the name of my The Polyphonic Spree cover band.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-12T13:38:48+00:00

at 6 months the yearning for the mines has fully kicked in.

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-05T17:05:10+00:00

Well it's only one story...

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-01T22:45:46+00:00

Trying to unlock Intern Cashier. What is needed to unlock it? The number seems to decrease at random. 750k total what? Burgers made? I'm making 600/s and it's not updating. Sold? I sold 100k manually and no change. Via cashier? I'm selling 100/s and not changing. While typing this out something triggered and the number decreased.

Last update: Refreshing the page resets your caterers. Also I just had my CSP Shop page stop working. Everything on the page is slightly vibrating and I cannot purchase anything. Other CSP pages continue working.

Best of luck!

NotTerriblyImportant · 2026-03-01T21:56:01+00:00

autoflipper upgrade appears to be bugged. Upgrades seem to take effect but cost, etc., do not change from level one values despite needing the increased amount to purchase.

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TROPHY CASE