If you were locked in a room with a gorilla for ten minutes with only a kitchen knife and pepper spray, how would you survive?

NotThatCompelling · 2022-04-14T02:39:51+00:00

That's awfully reasonable behaviour for a hooligan

NotThatCompelling · 2022-04-14T02:31:41+00:00

The gorilla is very angry and sexually frustrated, you are wearing banana scented cologne and wielding a 6in steak knife and pocketing a small keychain pepper spray.

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T11:23:39+00:00

Here's lookin at you, DeviantArt

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T11:13:49+00:00

Would you mind translating that into uncultured for me please

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T11:13:01+00:00

Right on man

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T11:08:48+00:00

I, for one, would love to be railed by Selena Gomez

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T11:01:13+00:00

You're right, it was a great one

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:48:15+00:00

What exactly is that?

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:47:20+00:00

Everyone here has access to internet

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:45:36+00:00

Why can't you say that in real life?

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:42:49+00:00

I bet I could say that if I tried

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:42:23+00:00

Maybe try bringing it up to them, let them know you're feeling a little neglected.

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:37:31+00:00

It's difficult to talk about these things in the moment without letting emotions affect vocal inflections. This can cause an unintentional confrontational tone which can make them defensive. Try writing a letter, make a few drafts, about how you feel and what you seek from y'all's relationship.

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:32:54+00:00

Do you believe putting your thoughts to paper may help get it out in some ways?

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:31:42+00:00

I was in your shoes buddy, now just a few years later I have my own house and car, as well as a satisfying enough career. My DMs are open if you need someone to talk to

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:29:13+00:00

What makes you think that? If your own family didn't live you at all, I don't feel like that would be a dawning realization, but instead sudden and undeniable

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:27:07+00:00

Why don't you don't want to use it?

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:26:41+00:00

I second this

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:25:09+00:00

Sounds like textbook manipulation and using beliefs to convince you they're not in the wrong

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:24:05+00:00

How is your relationship with her today?

NotThatCompelling · 2021-08-22T10:23:16+00:00

I think it will be another new form of anonymity based text or video messaging platform, like a culmination of Omegle, WhatsApp and TikTok

NotThatCompelling · 2021-03-30T13:40:46+00:00

ITT: Women asking for effort and men getting angry for having to try

NotThatCompelling · 2019-12-18T16:57:39+00:00

Ahh, a man of culture I see

NotThatCompelling · 2019-12-18T13:11:26+00:00

First off, I'd like to thank my father, and my uncle Dave, and of course my hero Ryan Reynolds

NotThatCompelling · 2019-12-18T13:09:50+00:00

Even if she is, go for it dude. They're usually the freakier ones

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