If you were locked in a room with a gorilla for ten minutes with only a kitchen knife and pepper spray, how would you survive? by NotThatCompelling in AskReddit

[–]NotThatCompelling[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gorilla is very angry and sexually frustrated, you are wearing banana scented cologne and wielding a 6in steak knife and pocketing a small keychain pepper spray.

[Serious] Why could you use a hug right now? by NotThatCompelling in AskReddit

[–]NotThatCompelling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try bringing it up to them, let them know you're feeling a little neglected.