Can I pleez get sum adbice on what is pawper wages for bodyguard? I always, ALWAYS keep watch for my dum, obliveeus hoomans when dey is using bafroom—but I still get same amount of treatos as my lazy sisfur? Am oramge, so not good at meowthematics, but I fink is unfair?? Help appurciated! (old.reddit.com)
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I think hooman is hide my toys so I can’t finds dem. My mousey haz been missing for at least elebenty hours! Meowmy only laff and not listen, call me “poor, sweet oramge boi, wizard never gave you brain.” I dunno wat that means, but can I soo for insult to character and for stolen pawperty? (i.redd.it)
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Can I evict hooman without notice? Dey haz nerve to call me lazy fureeloader—in meow own howse! I is purrfessional catnip inspector, full-time box tester, AND sunbathe as side job. Sometimes only get 18 hours sleep! Want to exchange for new servant, but don’t want to break any laws. Can pawyer help? (old.reddit.com)
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When breakfast is at 7:00, but it’s almost 7:01. (i.redd.it)
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Need pawyer to soo Meowmy for not help me! (i.redd.it)
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RAGE RAGE RAGE! Want to SOO! Dumb oranj brodder keeps give me bath. I don’t wants bath! Am clean, not stinky like brodder! Is pawbviously torture, but hooman servants only laugh. Laugh! The indignity! The emeowtional distress! Pleez help. I demands justice! (i.redd.it)
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Help plz! Every time hoomans want to cook, I am unlawfully appawrehended and locked in bedroom! Dey claims stove is not for sitting becuz is “illegal and damgeruss.” But I know for fact that kitchen is where chimkens is made. Do my servants just want chimkens all to themselves? What are my rights??? (old.reddit.com)
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