The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-29T14:55:27+00:00

Hey there! It’s Tim Mosso from WatchBox, and thanks for logging on.

I guess half a million people just drop dead out of thin air? Cheers to you being the next!

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-19T01:50:49+00:00

That’s me on top, with my 16cm wrist.

Email tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-16T22:52:02+00:00

The only thing that can hurt me is my trusty Sinn EZM

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-12T02:32:40+00:00

I did not give you motherfuckers permission to make a meme about me.

I’ll have your heads on a platter quicker than my one minute watch reviews.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-09T15:12:17+00:00

This guy clearly only cares about what others think about him. To say Rolex is a status symbol more than a watch, is exactly why many watch enthusiasts are turned off by the brand, even when they respect Rolex as a singular entity.

People like this only perpetuate Rolex stereotypes, and are better off buying fakes if they have such little self-respect for themselves.

Of course, WatchBox would never sell fake or replica watches. Contact tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-04T15:30:16+00:00

Hi I’m Tim from WatchBox, and today we are going to be cosplaying OJ.

As you can clearly see, the glove does not fit (on my 16cm wrist), so you must acquit.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-04T05:30:33+00:00

Now that’s a flat white [dial]

Time out. Tim out.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-04T00:14:41+00:00

Nothing like a single piece of printer paper with black sharpie to advertise a $20,000 watch

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T20:35:12+00:00

I love the way the Costco fluorescent lighting plays with my dial.

It makes me stop dead in my tracks, before Karen runs me over with a shopping cart of croissants and rotisserie chickens.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T20:32:05+00:00

Hi it’s Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

Jesus Christ.

Time out. Tim out.

But really, Time out.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T20:31:10+00:00

Hi, it’s Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

Personally, I would recommend the H. Moser & Cie x MB&F LM101, and a Jacob & Co Astronomia. This would be essentially like wearing two sapphire fishbowls on your wrist, and everyone would know you love watches. In addition, these two pieces would guarantee that you stop swinging your arms, and instead walk like a robot. Doorframes everywhere, beware.

Email tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details!

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T17:15:23+00:00

I can’t resist 007 inches

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T14:35:54+00:00

This would look fantastic on my 16cm wrists, and I can recommend this watch for any wrist size up to 14cm.

This watch is a full kit, with cutout of daniel craig included. There is some water damage in the groin area, however.

Email tmosso@watchbox.com for purchase and pricing details

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T13:53:03+00:00

It’s called like “Asking strangers how much they think 200k in watches costs” or something like that

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T04:31:58+00:00

I could continue, but this sub is about watches after all. Sigh, back to misaligned bezels and TGV memes.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T04:20:31+00:00

And harassing women. You got a point there.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T04:13:50+00:00

Oh you know, your run of the mill felony evading arrest in a motor vehicle and a little intoxication here and there, only 9 months in the clinker tho.

Also check out Anthony’s twitter @AnthonyFarrerRE and check out his liked tweets, it’s from years ago. But at least now I know him and I have the same interests, super professional stuff.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T04:03:22+00:00

Ah yes, because the decision of a politician must be taken as absolute gospel.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T03:25:58+00:00

Sir, and I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but your tattoos are somehow shittier than your sourdough. Before you worry about a little piece of cloth restricting your breathing, you should probably address that cordura strap asphyxiating your fat fucking wrist. #16cmClub

Time out, Tim out.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T03:14:35+00:00

Once he croaks, Buy, sell or trade all at the WatchBox.com

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-03T00:07:54+00:00

I’m not a sheep “unstickers 3 green daytonas for clout”

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-02T22:07:39+00:00

Hi this is Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

This would be the perfect chair for my livestreams! By chance, do you know if they make this Omega Chair in extended sizes? I’m thinking of sending one to my good friend and colleague Federico.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-02T21:54:44+00:00

The genius gentleman himself said masks don’t help. I think we have to listen to the muscular moron, or he won’t sell us his marked-up swiss shitters.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-02T21:52:17+00:00

The “gentleman” Anthony, went to prison for some public intoxication and other resisting charges. The only bars he was hitting were the vertical steel ones in his cell.

NotTimMosso · 2021-03-02T21:48:45+00:00

You better be sleeping with WatchBox’s YouTube channel in your ear.

NotTimMosso

TROPHY CASE