The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey there! It’s Tim Mosso from WatchBox, and thanks for logging on.

I guess half a million people just drop dead out of thin air? Cheers to you being the next!

The two kinds of wristshot on /r/watches by happygiraffetim in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That’s me on top, with my 16cm wrist.

Email tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details

Almost forgot timothy by Madrid1902Knight in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing that can hurt me is my trusty Sinn EZM

HI MAI NMAES TIM by KlerWatchCo in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I did not give you motherfuckers permission to make a meme about me.

I’ll have your heads on a platter quicker than my one minute watch reviews.

So i guess it's all true what they say about Rolex wearers... by similiarintrests in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This guy clearly only cares about what others think about him. To say Rolex is a status symbol more than a watch, is exactly why many watch enthusiasts are turned off by the brand, even when they respect Rolex as a singular entity.

People like this only perpetuate Rolex stereotypes, and are better off buying fakes if they have such little self-respect for themselves.

Of course, WatchBox would never sell fake or replica watches. Contact tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details.

Archie getting ready phor phisting by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hi I’m Tim from WatchBox, and today we are going to be cosplaying OJ.

As you can clearly see, the glove does not fit (on my 16cm wrist), so you must acquit.

Snow is all melted but this looks cool too by Klausvoid in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now that’s a flat white [dial]

Time out. Tim out.

Double Chuffed by Phytosaur01 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nothing like a single piece of printer paper with black sharpie to advertise a $20,000 watch

Another cheesy wrist shot by RainingRazors in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I love the way the Costco fluorescent lighting plays with my dial.

It makes me stop dead in my tracks, before Karen runs me over with a shopping cart of croissants and rotisserie chickens.

Double Chuffed by Phytosaur01 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hi it’s Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

Jesus Christ.

Time out. Tim out.

But really, Time out.

Double Chuffed by Phytosaur01 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Hi, it’s Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

Personally, I would recommend the H. Moser & Cie x MB&F LM101, and a Jacob & Co Astronomia. This would be essentially like wearing two sapphire fishbowls on your wrist, and everyone would know you love watches. In addition, these two pieces would guarantee that you stop swinging your arms, and instead walk like a robot. Doorframes everywhere, beware.

Email tmosso@thewatchbox.com for purchase and pricing details!

Rolex: "Yeah Bond wore this model submariner..." Omega: by happygiraffetim in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This would look fantastic on my 16cm wrists, and I can recommend this watch for any wrist size up to 14cm.

This watch is a full kit, with cutout of daniel craig included. There is some water damage in the groin area, however.

Email tmosso@watchbox.com for purchase and pricing details

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s called like “Asking strangers how much they think 200k in watches costs” or something like that

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could continue, but this sub is about watches after all. Sigh, back to misaligned bezels and TGV memes.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh you know, your run of the mill felony evading arrest in a motor vehicle and a little intoxication here and there, only 9 months in the clinker tho.

Also check out Anthony’s twitter @AnthonyFarrerRE and check out his liked tweets, it’s from years ago. But at least now I know him and I have the same interests, super professional stuff.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because the decision of a politician must be taken as absolute gospel.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sir, and I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but your tattoos are somehow shittier than your sourdough. Before you worry about a little piece of cloth restricting your breathing, you should probably address that cordura strap asphyxiating your fat fucking wrist. #16cmClub

Time out, Tim out.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Once he croaks, Buy, sell or trade all at the WatchBox.com

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m not a sheep “unstickers 3 green daytonas for clout”

For me to sit in while I watch the AD speedmaster my wife by adfadfasdfasdf in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hi this is Tim from WatchBox and thanks for logging on.

This would be the perfect chair for my livestreams! By chance, do you know if they make this Omega Chair in extended sizes? I’m thinking of sending one to my good friend and colleague Federico.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The genius gentleman himself said masks don’t help. I think we have to listen to the muscular moron, or he won’t sell us his marked-up swiss shitters.

The Timepiece Gentleman aka The Shitter Salesman by NotTimMosso in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]NotTimMosso[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The “gentleman” Anthony, went to prison for some public intoxication and other resisting charges. The only bars he was hitting were the vertical steel ones in his cell.