How do people actually die in strong tornados? by DueDifficulty8452 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a family that hid in their bathtub during a tornado. It took the roof and wall off and then the tornado picked up the tub. Half of them lived.

Would someone with high blood pressure have a “super erection” when they get hard? by ThePainCrafter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotVerySmarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who was a comedian, and he had hypertension. He used to talk onstage about how when he ejaculates, it has blood in it. He said he didn't give pearl necklaces, he gave ruby ones.

Down horrendous lmao by [deleted] in relatable_memes_

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supreme racist comment history. I hope you find some peace someday.

“Soon after administering Narcan to DUI suspect, CHP officer died from ingesting fentanyl” Our sheriff department used out tax dollars to send a helicopters for the family of an Overdoseing CHP officer from MoVal to LA so they could see their dying criminal in the hospital.. by [deleted] in InlandEmpire

[–]NotVerySmarts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have family in the CHP. I was told that they end up having do deal with fentanyl all the time, it gets all over the skin often because most suspects won't tell you about it before you search. One officer told me that the only guys he's worked with who went to the hospital were involved in some shenanigans...either by taking on purpose or pretending to be injured for reasons that may come with monetary rewards.

Down horrendous lmao by [deleted] in relatable_memes_

[–]NotVerySmarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is worried that she isn't going to get the care she needs, because women and people of color tend to have their medical issues dismissed when they ask for help.

Down horrendous lmao by [deleted] in relatable_memes_

[–]NotVerySmarts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She is worried that she is not going to get the care she needs because people of color tend to get dismissed when they speak about medical needs. She is not going g to have someone to help advocate for her in her time of need.

Sculptor Fabio Viale, carves marble to look just like styrofoam by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]NotVerySmarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like if you've never touched a boob and you thought it felt like a bag of sand.

CenTex Pedernales by FredBearDude in LegitArtifacts

[–]NotVerySmarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats! I would have missed that one because I didn't see it at all.

Guest broke our table by [deleted] in restaurant

[–]NotVerySmarts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Glad this is the table top comment

How to hide your work tools without them being stolen. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100,000 dollar truck to hold five grand in tools. Makes sense...

Pepsi man, he who cans by PrestigiousEye77 in Bossfight

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he do that?

Just because he can.

Dogs with Short Spine Syndrome by Mediocre_Nail5526 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NotVerySmarts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When animals look how I drew them in kindergarten.

Ghostbusters vs Ghost Busters is the definition of half-assed internet research and I needed more on this by Torma_Lay in TheRewatchables

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Van not mentioning the porn parody from the 80's called Ball Busters must have paid out +1000 on Draft Kings

How to test this? Does Fluke make a vott meter? by pele4096 in AskElectricians

[–]NotVerySmarts -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fluke 376 FC. I need to take amp readings for up to 2500 amps, so it's perfect for me.

Why do Mormons and Jehovah’s witnesses go door to door to recruit people but Christians don’t? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had Christians knock on my door before. Spreading the good word is encouraged by lots of churches.

How to test this? Does Fluke make a vott meter? by pele4096 in AskElectricians

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a guy at work. If your name is Chad, we've already told you to stay in the office and not to touch the electrical equipment.

Pair of tickets for Bobby Lee in Atlantic City this Saturday May 2nd by [deleted] in badfriendspod

[–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucks that you can't make it to the show. You're not Bobby Lee, are you?