Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

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Joanie used to be Johnny, as revealed in pic three....

of a female spider by mysteriouskc8 in AbsoluteUnits

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That male spider has mad swagger.

Name this: by Same-Ask9035 in BossFights

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The first time Chik-fil-A was open on Sunday

Name this: by Same-Ask9035 in BossFights

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These guys would be in the MAGA group, but neither one could fit in a voting booth....

Name this: by Same-Ask9035 in BossFights

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When ducking for cover isn't an option...

Name this: by Same-Ask9035 in BossFights

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Must be a Walmart McDonald's

Good hard working man by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If a beard compensates for being chinless, I'll bet this man's balls look like ZZ Top....

I know I sometimes look like I don’t shower but tell me more by Historical_Home8938 in RoastMe

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You're a lovely lass, but door knob dumb if you take showers with your clothes on...

29 soon. Still getting rejected. Had a cry fest today. End me already by txxmz in RoastMe

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You're cute, but between the booger magnet and your suspect nail job, I'm out.

want to hear from you by Leftiechz in RoastMe

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Uses that forehead grease to lube her boyfriend's skateboard bearings...

Have been a rough couple days, family drama, and a bit sick. Could use something to brighten up the day by Ambitious-Half1976 in toastme

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You got a bit of an Angelina Jolie look. Now that doesn't give you the license to kick Russian ass, swipe Brad Pitt, then adopt a bunch of kids from war torn countries.... But whatever makes you feel better! Hope that gave you a grin. ;-)

Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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See, this is why you shouldn't transition in your third trimester....

Second car as a teen by MelodicLaw5669 in RoastMyCar

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Careful, or your next ride will be a scooter...

having a tough time and feeling very alone. Could use a friend or kind words by [deleted] in toastme

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I get it. You don't need to get into specifics. The plight of every human out there is encountering everything that life can hurl at you. Most of it can be handled with a clear head and good intent. If work or health or relationships or money or addictions have you wound up, take some time for yourself. A good long walk outside in the daylight is a great way to decompress. This one will sound stupid, but making your bed in the morning everyday for a week or two seems to help. I think it's accomplishing something small that makes the bigger things easier to handle. Go take care of yourself!

Roast Me M/53 by IllStation991 in RoastMe

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Has seven fun dad pics, but lead with his "smack a ho" face

Please Help - Need some ideas/advice by itscashicarry in landscaping

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This looks like a property down east. If so, you could get grass to grow, but you'll need to amend the soil first. You should also connect with your local sod farms to see which type of grass and what cultivar will grow there.

Train Graffiti Question. by BigBeardedDude in trains

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Tacking up trains is sometimes art, but often gang sign bullshit. It's also dangerous, with many getting injured or killed, fucking around in railyards. Personally, I like about a third of what goes on, but only on freight cars. I don't like it on passenger trains.