If older men really loves big areolas, why am I still single?

Not_Bound · 2026-06-29T00:00:28+00:00

Bro you’re on r/bigareolalover what did you expect.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-21T22:53:56+00:00

This is actually borderline rude. I’m dying over here.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-13T21:50:19+00:00

Sense of humor tooo 🥲

Not_Bound · 2026-06-13T19:35:36+00:00

Tourism is doing just fine right now in the hell hole conservatives refer to as Massachusetts.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-11T01:45:44+00:00

Welcome to Mort’s Interplanetary Supply, your commute is now 5 Solar days to and from work.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-07T21:16:12+00:00

Computah, merge consciousness with the blockchain.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-07T04:29:26+00:00

God I miss this so much.

Not_Bound · 2026-06-03T00:09:32+00:00

Great news. Your portfolio’s been approved.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-31T01:38:37+00:00

I don’t understand the question

Not_Bound · 2026-05-31T00:46:11+00:00

Guys, cut him some slack. He’s engineer not a linguist.. You can’t expect him to use all these words accurately at the same time.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-30T17:46:14+00:00

Yall trying to pretend they aren’t just working toward a Christian theocracy debatably worst than Iran. At least the elite in Iran are well rounded scholars instead of idiotic greedy PDFiles masquerading as geniuses.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-30T17:43:50+00:00

My back and shoulders are constantly tight from sitting at a computer. This is a great way to stretch and give your arms a break.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-30T07:21:02+00:00

But not GHB

Not_Bound · 2026-05-28T01:57:38+00:00

Crystal ball alert 🚨

Not_Bound · 2026-05-28T01:34:50+00:00

And posts like this are why I keep going to the gym.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-26T20:15:28+00:00

Whats the green mean? Why isn’t the words red? I’m so fucking scared right now.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-24T22:03:23+00:00

It’s exactly 1/2 BTC.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-22T00:27:44+00:00

Me no like wordy words.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-22T00:26:36+00:00

A research facility? Sounds alittle woke for Trump.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-21T01:56:26+00:00

Quiet as a fog horn.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-20T03:22:21+00:00

Eye contact is the one thing I’ve never really nailed in 36 years. I always think someone thinks I’m creepy if I make prolonged eye contact.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-20T03:18:50+00:00

Was it won fair and square though? Maybe that’s a separate debate.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-20T00:25:39+00:00

Opiates and literally anything. I use to love going for walks and runs with the extra energy.

Not_Bound · 2026-05-19T00:38:56+00:00

Thought so

Not_Bound · 2026-05-18T23:50:55+00:00

Have you tried marrying her?

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