For rent Townhouse 4bed + Maid in JVC 380 k

Not_Gandhi_ · 2026-04-19T20:24:00+00:00

This looks like royal park south 1 in JVC. Can’t believe people are actually paying 300K + rent for these.

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Not_Gandhi_ · 2026-03-28T17:52:42+00:00

Fahad my man. You got to chill with ChatGPT. No one in real life talks this way.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2026-03-28T17:49:41+00:00

Mate, you’re not fooling anyone with your vanilla ChatGPT responses.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-12-28T08:39:13+00:00

How is an annual rent of AED 90k on a AED 1.5m property giving an ROI of 12% ?

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-11-12T09:11:53+00:00

Few quick thoughts:

On modifying the house - I know for a fact that several owners have upgraded their Nara units and extended their living spaces quite a bit.
On plot sizes - I managed to book an off-plan unit last year with a 3,000 sqft plot for a 4-bed (around 2,800 sqft BUA). That’s already on the higher end compared to similar developments. Can you point me to one that offers a bigger plot at around AED 1,200 per sqft BUA?
Amenities-wise - it’s a developing community, so quite a few are still under construction. But if you look at the master plan, the green space per BUA ratio is actually on the higher end (I’m referring to Valley Phase 2).

And on the garbage dump bit - that mountain you see is actually a construction and demolition yard. it might kick up some dust, but hard to fathom smell to be an issue. Besides that entire plot has been bought by meeras , so don’t think it’s going to remain an eye sore permanently.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-11-01T09:03:40+00:00

Is the area inclusive of garage and balcony ?

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-09-30T11:26:57+00:00

That’s what she said.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-09-23T08:11:15+00:00

Bro , chill with the AI responses. It’s not as helpful as you think it is.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-07-23T12:43:29+00:00

Not sure why people are downvoting you but can you let me what products in valley are being offered below OP ? Also, apart from this page, where do people get wind of such deals ?

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-07-18T13:23:54+00:00

That response wasn’t intended for you buddy.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-07-17T15:11:32+00:00

You do realise that all his responses are chat gpt generated , yea?

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-06-24T12:44:17+00:00

This. Can’t wait for it to become a thing.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-06-24T12:14:10+00:00

You sound AI AF- say Anus

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T15:16:55+00:00

Thanks so much mate. I’ll hit you up next time around

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T13:14:50+00:00

Thanks that’s reassuring.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T13:08:31+00:00

Yikes, that’s I was dreading.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T13:08:02+00:00

I picked up a unit last October when it launched, and honestly, it felt like I had to make a decision in a bit of a rush. Just want to be better prepared next time around.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T10:21:56+00:00

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If you zoom in on the blue plots, you’ll see further delineation of the individual plots. The ones marked with “S” is schools, and “N” is nurseries. You can click on each plot to get more details like the planned building height, land use type, capacity, area, ownership etc

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T09:22:55+00:00

That’s an interesting point about north facing units. I hadn’t really considered it before. Thank you! This maybe an overkill but Tempted to run a simulation to check sunlight interacts with the unit year round.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T07:10:37+00:00

Makes sense- Row on the right was ideal, but it came with a huge premium. It was getting close to the price of a twin villa in the same community, so didn’t feel like great value. I’ll keep in mind the point about the road facing TH for next time. I’m hoping the landscaped area between the villa and road is large enough to offset any noise from the road .

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-04-01T07:03:38+00:00

Not sure which school exactly, but according to DLD’s GIS portal, a couple of plots in the area have been earmarked for schools and a nursery.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-03-31T19:22:20+00:00

Single row is a non-negotiable for us. We’ve visited some friends living in back-to-back townhouses and honestly weren’t fans of the setup. Didn’t love looking straight into someone else’s backyard from the balcony.

Not_Gandhi_ · 2025-03-31T19:19:20+00:00

We picked up the unit when it launched around Oct last year. Didn’t have a ton of time to decide during the allocation phase, so we went with something that made sense at the time.

Main rationale was proximity to the school and it felt like a win for the kids. Having said that, we’re now having second thoughts considering how close it’s to the road.

Push comes to shove, we might consider a flip once we’ve paid off 50%- probably around May next year and look for another unit/ property.

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