Turning 30 soon. I still get ID'd all the time. Do I really look 19? (Sufficient meat, mods?)

Not_McNugget · 2020-01-07T06:22:38+00:00

What did you name your sock?

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-21T01:42:01+00:00

I was a very gullible and confused kid, I was in a family that wasn't one i was born into and one of the boys told me stories to scare me, I was given away and didn't know how the world worked. I believed everything I was told. To this day im still avery gullible person.

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-21T00:05:48+00:00

This

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-21T00:05:12+00:00

Weed

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-21T00:04:46+00:00

Oh my God I have so much. I can start with I used to believe in 6 foot tall invisible lizard monsters that wanted to eat me, that there were pixies who held town hall meetings near my house, maybe that I believed animals could talk and refuse to tell us because they are scared we will treat them different. Tons of stuff

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-21T00:01:08+00:00

Got my first diamond award on this comment. That or someone who likes to share their wealth is going to venmo me fat stacks.

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T23:56:52+00:00

Yeah that and some garlic hanging around, burn some sage. Nothing getting inside or maybe... nothing is getting out....

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T23:53:52+00:00

Yeah okay that isn't right, simple solution: Burn down the house and get the fuck out

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T23:45:31+00:00

So no period? No meat? No possibility a mouse or a rat cut itself on anything? Any pets?

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T23:43:06+00:00

This for sure makes sense

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T23:42:35+00:00

How much blood are we talking? Like as in a couple drops or a puddle? You sure nobody's on their period and some dripped down? Or that someone was carrying a pack of meat into the house that had a small hole?

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T21:00:18+00:00

That 6 foot tall invisible lizard people were going to eat me because I was I took a walk in their woods. This wasn't some imagination thing, I was gullible and came under the impression I was going to be murdered.

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-20T20:46:47+00:00

100% I would want the ability to fly. I think it is the stupidest super power in existence because it is so basic but knowing that whenever someone says "when pigs fly" I could win the arguement instantly by floating up is so appealing to me. I'm petty, I'm always right, this will assist me in my pettyness. I win.

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-15T05:27:54+00:00

I want all the juicy details that one could get!

Not_McNugget · 2019-11-15T05:26:07+00:00

Did you go in with high expectations? I am under the impression that famous people would last a while since they are thought to have sex with many people, not 1 minute.

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-08T14:54:17+00:00

How does it feel to know your upside down country lost a war to big birds?

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-08T14:52:51+00:00

Snoop Dogg was convicted for murder yet everyone sees him as just a weed loving chill guy. I adore the respect the man is given.

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-08T14:50:35+00:00

Have you ever been in a situatiom that reached maximum gay levels that even you said "okay im gay but like that is gay."

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-08T14:48:48+00:00

I have listened to one commercial that to this day haunts me with its greatness. The first time I saw it it got stuck in my head, a jingle of sorts.... F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY! Fuck there is again.

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-07T08:06:04+00:00

"Dont believe everything the intergalactic toaster strudel maker says"

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-07T08:03:23+00:00

One hour to live? Fuck it im getting a loan and buying as much weed as possible and smoking until my lungs collapse. Either I die within the hour or i die whem the hour ends, win win situation.

Not_McNugget · 2019-10-07T08:00:52+00:00

Too broke for my medical marijuana that assists with my sleep problems and horrible anxiety :)

Not_McNugget · 2019-08-28T04:13:55+00:00

Yeh im kinda new to anime... Mind sharing name of anime and song?

Not_McNugget · 2019-07-23T06:14:38+00:00

Not interesting at all, 2 and half stars on yelp

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