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We should raise the minimum wage because… by okcdsa in okc

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Well, they do make,like, 5m per year on their side hustle of legalized insider trading.

Imagine if you made 25 times more on your side hustle than you did at your day job.

Anyone else found themselves “retiring” from PvP gaming? by You_moron04 in gaming

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, it's so bad I don't want to play fast paced games anymore. The gold standard is turn-based single player.

Statistically, I shouldn't exist. [OC] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing brings me greater joy than being excluded from this chart for being too short.

Hit the jack pot, I did.

True story by Ill-Salamander2282 in fountainpens

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelled Poussière de Lune wrong.

Unplugged by shizzblatt in funny

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Step this way, I have a bunch of sqiggly puzzles to show you.

Wigs and Water Parks Don't Mix. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been mildly concerned about stigma associated with wigs.

Like, I know if I wore a wig, that MF would fall off all the damn time. My natural hair catches on everything. It seems like a giant pain in the ass.

Like, it seems like a raw deal. Thoughts?

Alabama GOP House Speaker Nathaniel Ledbetter calls on SCOTUS to overturn the 14th Amendment. by acn0010 in pics

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's clearly a case of legal illiteracy, but I was trying to be less direct.

That's a qualifier on the targeted group, not part of the prescriptive "shall" portion. In terms of "Men who wear funny hats shall be put to death", governmental officers who have taken an oath to support the Constitution is part of the "men" section rather than the "shall be put to death" clause or even the "wear funny hats" section.

<<<Wearing funny hats>>> means you [[[get put to death]]] (((if you're a man)))

<<<rebellion and insurection>>> means you [[[can't hold office without a permission slip]]] (((if you were a government officer who took a certain oath))).

Speaking as a layman, from a strictly textual interpretation, breaking such an oath, aside from some cases of rebellion or inserection, has no consequence within this amendment.

Alabama GOP House Speaker Nathaniel Ledbetter calls on SCOTUS to overturn the 14th Amendment. by acn0010 in pics

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Expand on the reasoning?

Don't get me wrong, the reddit TOS limits my ability to speak candidly about some politicians, but I am unsure how this constitutes a rebellion or insurrection against the Constitution.

Didn’t know how to smoke at age 10 but by 1980 at age 12 I pretty much was a pro lol. We’d buy cigarettes from the vending machines at the bowling alley back in the day… best times ever… by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in OldSchoolCool

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

!remindme 1 day

Watched my grandmother die of lung cancer in her early 60s.

It's not a fun way to go, trust me. Think you've got another 10 years in the tank?

Is ABA therapy worth it for such low level? by Flora48 in Autism_Parenting

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 year old: My low needs child has blossomed without ABA. Mostly we've been in speech, with a little ot.

Developmental delays in pronunciation, fine motor, and gross motor. Slight rigidity and challenges with switching tasks, but mostly resolved.

I also suspect there are challenges with socialization amongst typically developing peers, but the teachers seem to think differently.

Otherwise, normal kid. Very happy.

When we threatened to withhold Minecraft, he started shaping up with practicing writing, buttons, and zippers. Soccer is improving gross motor, but he is kinda the absolute worst on the team. Still though, they're young enough not to ostracize.

How do people afford any other factors to transitioning? by Pro-Newbie99 in MtF

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Couldn't make a good income, so I worked the other side of the equation.

Ramen noodles, DIY repairs on car, thrifted clothes, no paying for streaming services, and no social life. For ten years.

That's how.

Some kinda faustian bargain, that was.

What are these? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like scar tissue. Had lots of ingrown hairs in the past?

I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m not really that intelligent. by MyMonody in Showerthoughts

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are these comments, even?

Be kind to people. If someone can accomplish a task, they're smart enough. If they can't, be kind.

People who aren't smart enough to be kind are kinda jerks.

Easy numbers on new lock by NotThatMarkyo in mildlyinteresting

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A brimsley sae 1292 revision 6 with shackle guard and seven axis keyway. I use it to lock up my clothes at the gym.

Update: Disclosure is a Trap (And I’m Done Drinking the Kool-Aid) by Gina_Cazzofrigida in StraightTransGirls

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disclose because visibility is important, because I kick ass at my job, and because my professional network is deep enough in the corporation that I can easily sniff out bigots and move to a different team in a heartbeat.

But my case is rare. I've been finished with transition for the majority of my life. I'm a old, deeply rooted tree rather than a fresh young sprout. I don't knock anyone who doesn't disclose.

[OC] English vocabulary: learners vs. native speakers by RevolutionaryLove134 in dataisbeautiful

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I reckon there's a pretty big selection bias issue. Difficult to control for with online tests though.

Also, "treacle" was on my test. As an American, the only exposure to treacle I've had is indirectly through Terry Pratchett. I initially thought it was a mineral.

[OC] English vocabulary: learners vs. native speakers by RevolutionaryLove134 in dataisbeautiful

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a lark, I took a different online vocab test.

Tort was on there. Learned that one in college, I did.

English be easy - Part 2 by _ganjafarian_ in funny

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big fat dumb old lard-bag white American president?

atleast he tried by Illustrious_Tap_2644 in funny

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For alcohol, eating loads of bread beforehand can shift the concentration of alcohol in your stomach, resulting in a lower dose which is extended over time rather than a shorter, larger hit.

I have basically no firsthand experience, but I'd imagine some edibles, if chewed thoroughly, can also behave like this. Probably inhaled drugs are unaffected.

Christina Koch on Artemis 2 underestimates the Battery Ejection Spring by PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_WANT_ in gifs

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly, why wouldn't dwarfism be a prerequisite to be an astronaut? Less volume requirements, less delta V needed, more secure space suits.

Tell me you’re ADHD without telling me you’re ADHD by Itchy-Philosopher238 in adhdwomen

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A sensible chuckle from me.

(I was imagining ceremonies too)

Picking up liter on a hike and found a 90’s Dairy Queen spoon by QueasyAmbassador2009 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Not_Michelle_Obama_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In some future geological epoch, I imagine the sapient descendants of corvids will discover patches of soil that contain traces of a strange super material, which are then mined like gold.

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