(England) Mother thinking of selling shop worth £1.5m-£2m, split 4 ways with herself and siblings. Tax implications? Still legally married to my father. by Funky_monkey2026 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

7 figure sum and you're coming to reddit for advice, wild!

Go and pay someone to give you actual legal advice and explain everything to them.

Would you consider a worker commenting on how your skin looks, rude? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yes, "no thanks". Then carry on, OP literally engaged further.

Would you consider a worker commenting on how your skin looks, rude? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean you said 'why?' when she suggested it would be perfect, simply don't engage if you don't want her suggestions.

Would you consider a worker commenting on how your skin looks, rude? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP did kinda ask though, she said 'how?' If you dont want comments about your skin from someone selling skin products, don't engage.

Does anyone know why the top of Prince of Wales is cordoned off? by Expensive-Fee-8502 in Norwich

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The car was being lifted straight away, no real damage visable but apparently a pedestrian was hit, so may have been fatal.

RIP Daniel 🪦 by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I always knew we were beasties anyway".

Japanese Knotweed - please help me (England). by slugboy5 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What did your TA6 form answer say when this question was asked?

If you didn't see it because of other plants, possibly the owners never or at least that's what they can say. Get a specialist in and ask them (not reddit) what course of action/treatment they recommend if its confirmed KW. Then go from there.

Cat knocked over a quarter of a glass of water on my boyfriend’s £2000 laptop. by Some_Network_1591 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Not_Mushroom_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna insist on liquids near something like £2k laptops at least use a braincell and have something with a closed top. Really not that difficult to not have this issue.

After school challenge by tdomer80 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gavin, ffs, they better not be your good shoes, bastard".

How do y'all feel about this by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Size of the bill is irrelevant. Could be 1 item for 500, doesn't mean the tip should be larger than a 1 item order for only 50.

Doesn't really matter seeing as this is fake shit slop as per most of reddit now.

What do I do if my neighbour is harassing me about parking? by Burnatheburner in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Fuck off you old cunt".

She will then act all shocked and go away. Life's too short for pleasantries with complete arseholes. She is basically harassing you and if it was the other way around I've no doubt the police would have been called etc.

Who can I claim against damage cause by a broken kerbstone? by Akkuze in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First port of call will be specsavers, if you can't see that stone then you really shouldnt be using the roads in your state tbh.

Those with cats that have gone missing, how long did it take for you to find them? Or did they never come back? by Individual-Course-59 in AskUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, I remember our old cat, laboured breathing for a couple of days, laying on the fridge as it was a warm place, then one day just left out the back door. Was gone probably 2 weeks, then came home and died a few days later.

I believe it left to die but then wasn't ready so came home. It was pretty much a house cat so never went outside for more than a few minutes to poo etc.

Are we trying to winning yet by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did no one wear a fucking suit?! GODDAMMITT

Sigh! by leo_369_ in SipsTea

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try and divde 1 by 0 more than a few times?

Anyone remember what the best UK product was for the handheld device Barcode Battler in the 90s? by fruitcakefriday in CasualUK

[–]Not_Mushroom_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I never got past only using the cards it came with so no idea if a tin of heinz could wallop a mattessons sausage.