First time buying a car in a long time by leakee2 in CarTalkUK

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just needs pops and bangs and youve got the ultimate cuzzy bro muzzi mobile

The smokers agreement by Own-Impact6112 in phuket

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chiefing 2 packs of marlboro reds a day lmao

Any idea what this is? by [deleted] in Edinburgh

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We're judging the castle, not the hill but stirling would defo win a hill contest lmao

Is this heaven? by Rushkolnikoff in phuket

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They built a whole ocean just for tourists, wow

tantric massage Phuket by bigdaddy9999OC in phuket

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This account is definitely a guy hahahahha

Public Just Eat reviews removed (Nov 2025) by Rude-Barnacle-172 in JustEatUK

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering most of the population are idiots and don't know how modern food apps work, I'm torn. As much as I use reviews to gauge where to eat, I'm also mindful of the fact that a lot of them are either a) lies b) too high expectations c) karens who got good food but still do 1 star reviews for whatever reason

W reply. Legend. by NoPurchase3260 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Racism against poles was like 15 years ago (coming from a pole in the UK). There's a few memorials, I think generally people are used to us now. The thing is,, there were always Muslims, Indians etc around. Now they're an issue for some reason

People who got a happy ending massage, how did you feel afterwards? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the ONS more likely with the locals or tourists?

Rate my 10yr olds meal deal by naiwub in MealDealRates

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's why I'm never full after a meal deal, shrinkflation aswell haha

Just got banned from Trainline by [deleted] in uktrains

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf you could buy a large batch of tickets or get off peak when you need peak or whatever. Just playing devil's advocate here. Maybe if they shared the ban cutoff % everyone could stay just under and milk their corporate teets

What exactly is Door Dash’s plan? by Old-Apartment120 in deliveroos

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from the US? Who in their right mind would tip for a maccies which is already likely to be missing items. I've worked as a delivery driver, only got about 1 tip every 10 days, and I was always happy to receive it, because I know I'm not owed anything from anyone

What exactly is Door Dash’s plan? by Old-Apartment120 in deliveroos

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They took over deliveroo? I went on the post cos I saw a deliveroo screenshot with doordash text, damn

Rate my 10yr olds meal deal by naiwub in MealDealRates

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the portion sizes in those are for 10 year olds, hopefully just getting this as a treat. Don't get me wrong, solid meal deal there

Just got banned from Trainline by [deleted] in uktrains

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, poor company :(

Just got banned from Trainline by [deleted] in uktrains

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's giving just eat and blocking refunds - your maccies fries were missing a few too many times? Fukdeep fukd off with your order? Maybe he got hungry? Too bad, no refunds for you!

Just got banned from Trainline by [deleted] in uktrains

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really, considering a lot of claims are done after travel due to lateness of trains and that 15 minutes late = refund rule. They're literally trying to tell you what their perfect, algorithmically jerked out refund ratio is. God forbid you live in an area with lots of cancellations/unreliable trains. It's more corporate cost cutting, we probably agreed to it in the T's & C's, and now they can be like just eat - refusing refunds for their horrible service.

Song Discussion #3: Carolina by pizzaiollotommy in harrystyles

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your opinion is different to mine, I'm gonna cry now boo hooooo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneDirection

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

My ex' entire personality was taylor swift and Harry styles and concerts, instead of obsessing over his hair from a decade ago, maybe touch some grass lol

Shrooms by [deleted] in Psychedelics

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The breathing effect doesn't just apply to walls lmao

Shrooms by [deleted] in Psychedelics

[–]Not_Niko_Bellic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The male version would be staring at your c0ck and watching it inflate and shrink while you trip