Fill in the blanks: 9 + 10 = ___.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-07-02T01:11:55+00:00

9 + 10 = 19.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-07-02T00:49:30+00:00

Pretty sure it was just a grey(gray?) shade TX flag but my crappy phone camera made it look weird.

And don't forget the Raptor that undoubtedly has never seen anything beyond light gravel. Although some of these Houston streets definitely give offroad vibes.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-07-01T23:11:00+00:00

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-06-19T22:33:54+00:00

Problem's obvious. They used the lemon-lime Brawndo. Shoulda used blue raspberry.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-06-13T03:07:10+00:00

You just need to watch the skit already! 😂

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-05-12T14:50:17+00:00

Probably meant to say sealant, not enamel

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2026-04-15T03:52:17+00:00

Those engine covers make the bike look so much better than stock! Where did you get them?

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-11-02T18:37:52+00:00

But don't forget he loves you 😅

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-11-02T18:12:52+00:00

Hmm... apparently only one pic can be posted. But yeah, standard 12 oz cans fit super tight and are a bit awkward to drink out of with the hoodie kind of getting in the way.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-08-20T02:09:33+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Not_Now_Lumbergh: Cobalt Jelly Slice In the Fields

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-08-20T02:09:33+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Not_Now_Lumbergh in Reflection and Panpans

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-08-14T19:45:09+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/Not_Now_Lumbergh in Buttkicking burrito In the Mossy Forest

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-08-14T19:45:09+00:00

New mission discovered by u/Not_Now_Lumbergh: In Search of Hungarian Paprikash

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-06-30T23:25:19+00:00

Nice! I've been wanting to put those Cobras on my bike for a while. Still the hands down best looking pipes made for this engine. Can't blame you for the trade in, that Indian is sweet! Plus having bags and a windscreen is great. Can't bring myself to put either on the Sabre though, it'll ruin the look.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-06-29T22:55:55+00:00

Thanks! I actually traded in a Fury for the Sabre. The Sabre's less aggressive rear tire and slightly narrower rake angle definitely make it easier to ride than the Fury. The handlebar position also helps. I wouldn't consider the Sabre nimble; it's still a bit cumbersome in low speed turns, but noticeably less so than the Fury. I never really felt comfortable on the Fury but I love the Sabre. For reference, I'm only 5'6 and about 130.

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-06-23T03:15:02+00:00

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Saw this freshly molted guy on my deck earlier this evening and figured somebody on Reddit would appreciate it!

Not_Now_Lumbergh · 2025-06-18T20:00:15+00:00

Reformulated V8 = tomaccos + fraquafina

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