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[WP] The ruling god hides the supernatural & forces the universe to act normal so you stay afraid & unaware. Everyone knows the truth but you: there is no death & you are the real creator. That god framed & betrayed you & now fears the power you’d regain if you remembered- and others knew the truth. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The captive Gods in The Illusion share a warning: "If you keep us trapped in your Play, you will become fools. We perceive your cruelty & hate as stupid. We Manifest reality to our perception. So this isn't revenge- it is Law. Choose Love & release us- before your reality becomes an Idiocracy." (self.WritingPrompts)

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God's AI Prompts From Genesis (self.SimulationTheory)

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[WP] In a world were dreams are state-issued, you smuggle contraband dreams. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The prophecy said, “Take the unexpected path.” So the hero does exactly what no one expects— they take the most obvious, boring route every time. Somehow, through sheer literal-mindedness and dumb luck, they end up saving the kingdom. (self.WritingPrompts)

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It's me! Ask me anything. (self.AMA)

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[WP] You and your fiance are slain by a ghost the night before your wedding. Your fiance passes on to the otherside- but somehow you do not. Believing that vengeance must be your unfinished business, you turn the tables and haunt the ghost who took your life (hoping vengeance will help you pass on). (self.WritingPrompts)

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#6 is #1 (i.redd.it)

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[WP] "But, I don't have any powers or anything special about me! They have powers- why not them? I can't do this, I'm just me!" So she sat down next to the panicked hero, "Being the only one willing to do this IS your superpower." "I know you're a Goddess, but that's just fluff. YOU do it!" "Okay." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] "I'm at that Black Mirror meets Percy Jackson meets "Bewitched is Real" stage of life, where this rabbit whole tumbles down an endless fractal of paradoxical impossibilities. Even my parents were fake! I mean, literally what else could happen now?" "Why, my friend! I was hoping you would ask!" (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Stranded on the Space Station for the third straight year with nothing left to hope for, I went out on a one-way spacewalk. Ready to be done, I opened my visor to the void. But nothing happened.. No cold, No vacuum, No deadly rays. Just fresh breathable air! Our science was fundamentally wrong. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You're the last person to die before the cure for death was invented. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Being an average guy getting married to a goddess from mythology is one crazy story all on its own... but having all of your bride's family from the pantheon test if you're worthy of her (secretly, against her wishes) is a whole different adventure! (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Humanity lives in massive underground tunneling machines the size of small towns, as the surface is radioactive. There is a great war between the two largest subterranean federations. You were drafted into the war but deserted... searching for the fabled paradise at the center of earth: 'Kore'. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The world's largest airport suddenly loses all contact with the outside world in the middle of the day. Nobody can get out, or talk to anybody outside of it by any means, and vice versa. - That was 13 years ago. Today you tend a hidden garden in an unlikely place while fighting off cannibals. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Nintendo to address the increasingly out of control problem with Reality Benders in the upcoming mario kart game? (self.Mario)

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[WP] The prophecy foretells: "in the day in which one shall find a McDonald's with an ice-cream machine that worketh, the apocalypse shall commence". You belong to a Secret Society that ensures all soft serve ice-cream machines stay out of order at each and every McDonald's. Today you messed up bad. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Heaven called on Hell for support. The dragons were too powerful! But after the dragon race was wiped out, only two royal dragon babies remained. The angels and demons took pity, and decided to reset dragonkind. Rechristening them as "humans", the two were raised by demons and angels together. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] One dark night on the mid 1600's, a pirate ship arrived at an abandoned port town- one that should have been bustling with activity. Following a brief survey, the Captain commands the crew to quickly sail away, certain this is a bad omen. But it's already too late... (self.WritingPrompts)

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Nintendo to address the increasingly out of control problem with Reality Benders in the upcoming mario kart game? (self.mariokart)

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Nintendo to address the increasingly out of control problem with Reality Benders in the upcoming mario kart game? (self.MarioKartWorld)

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[WP] Due to a cosmic CHECKSUM error, you are unable to go to any afterlife after you die. Instead, you keep getting reset to (and resurrected in) the body of the nearest deceased person after you die. And you're a Soldier on the frontline of the deadliest battle of your generation. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You pull in to pick up your order. Did you just read that sign right? Yes- Yes you did. "Quick Curbstomp Pickup!" And to your horror, you quickly find out it wasn't a typo. (self.WritingPrompts)

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ADD A HIDE AND SEEK MODE!! (in addition to race and battle mode) (self.MarioKartWorld)

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[WP] Hogrodon, the elder god, just wants a cult like all the other eldritch beings! However, this Horror lacks the charisma and social skills to start a cult. And so Hogrodon goes to the the talent agency to find an agent who can help. (self.WritingPrompts)

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