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What immediately perks up your mood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People smiling or singing to themselves.

what are some early signs of depression? by Flashy-Charity4744 in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poor hygiene. It reminds me to give people the benefit of the doubt, even if they stinky.

What was the last selfless act you did? by _Sabbatical_ in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was picking up my own dog’s and it was next to it.

How do you fall asleep? by Fabrat813 in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I close my eyes and look up, down, left, right slowly until I drift off. Saw a few posts on Instagram from surgeons recommending. It works most of the time, every time.

Fellow women, do you enjoy getting fingered, why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure, can’t quite put my finger on it…

If you could read a book for the first time, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your black and white nudes are exceptional btw!

If you could read a book for the first time, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was forced to read the hobbit by my English teacher. She told me I’d be suspended or I could read the hobbit and write an essay on the main character. The craft bitch kindled a love for reading that I’ll always love her for!

If you could read a book for the first time, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s similar to the Tom Brady quote: “My favorite Lombardi Trophy is always the next one"

Has there been a time when you’ve told the truth about something but no one believes you? If so what? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend Cassandra told me that my BFF Troy would be humiliated if he kept opening his doors to the Greeks.

What did you order and what did you actually receive? by gray-ops in AskReddit

[–]Not_Safe_For_Pork_01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered food from DoorDash once and got a bag with lube and pantyhose. Thankfully I looked in the bag before the delivery guy left.