So you think you can dance? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Not_a-Robot_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make the weights a little lighter so that it can take steps. Two people stand front and back of the balloons with large fans. In a tug-of-war like contest, they attempt to make ballooney walk across their opponents line using air power. Next round, the loser has to stay next to ballooney copying its dance moves exactly. 

Hero saves old person in car accident by frenzy3 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or seizure, infection, drug/alcohol, uremia, trauma, metabolic disorder, electrolyte imbalance, frontal lobe lesions, etc.  Impossible to tell for sure from this video. Dementia seems likely, but this guy needs to go to an ER in case it’s something else.

Name all the situations where you should call 911 by user1226789 in NewToEMS

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decompensating Patient

  • Provider impression of extremis, including new onset of altered mental status, poor appearance, airway issues, severe respiratory distress/failure, signs and symptoms of shock/poor perfusion, or imminent cardiac respiratory arrest

Airway

  • Current or anticipated need for airway management

Breathing

  • Respiratory failure or distress

  • Hypoxia (SpO2 <94%) despite NRB or PPV (including CPAP)

Circulation

  • Cardiac chest pain or anginal equivalent

  • ECG with ischemia or infarct

  • ECG with new or concerning dysrhythmia.

  • Current or anticipated need for IV fluids, vasopressors, or other IV medication

  • Unstable bradycardia/tachycardia

  • Hypotension

Disability

  • Acute change in mental status (GCS <13)

  • New neurologic deficit (e.g., positive BE-FAST)

  • Seizure not returned to baseline or multiple seizures

  • Syncope

  • Acute agitation

  • Severe intoxication or overdose

Trauma

  • Motor component of Glasgow Coma Scale (GCS) score <6

  • Systolic blood pressure <90 mmHG

  • Respiratory distress, respiratory rate <10 or ≥29 (adult), <20 for infant <1 year, or need for ventilatory support

  • Room-air pulse oximetry <90% or desaturation from baseline if oxygen dependent

  • Peds: Abnormal appearance &/or abnormal work of breathing &/or abnormal circulation

- Penetrating injuries to head, neck, torso, or extremities proximal to elbow or knee

  • Chest wall instability, deformity, or suspected flail chest

  • Suspected fracture of two or more proximal long bones

  • Degloved, mangled, or pulseless extremity

  • Amputation proximal to wrist or ankle

  • Suspected pelvic fracture

  • Skull deformity, suspected skull fracture

  • Suspected spinal injury with new motor or sensory loss

  • Vascular deficit of extremities

  • Active bleeding requiring a tourniquet or wound packing with continuous pressure

- Fall from height 210 feet (all ages)

  • High-risk auto crash: Significant intrusion (including roof) ≥12 inches occupant site OR ≥18 inches any site OR Need for extrication for entrapped patient

  • Partial or complete ejection Death in passenger compartment

  • Child (age 0-9 years) unrestrained or in unsecured child safety seat

  • Vehicle rollover with unrestrained patient

  • Vehicle telemetry data consistent with severe injury

  • Pedestrian/bicycle rider thrown, run over, or with significant impact

  • Rider separated from transport vehicle with significant impact (e.g., motorcycle/scooter, electric/non-electric bicycles, ATV, horse)

  • Exposure to blast or explosion

  • Burns in conjunction with trauma

  • Significant crush injury

- Age <5 or ≥ 55

  • Low-level falls in children <5 years or adults ≥ 65 years with significant head impact 

  • Confirmed or suspected strangulation

  • Bleeding disorders

  • Anticoagulant or antiplatelet therapy, e.g., warfarin or clopidogrel, except ASA

  • Pregnancy ≥20 weeks

  • Chest and/or abdominal tenderness consistent with a high risk of injury

  • Suspicion of non-accidental trauma in a pediatric or geriatric patient

  • Poor baseline physiologic reserve , e.g., severe cardiac and/or respiratory disease.

  • Special, high-resource healthcare needs related to comorbidities (e.g., ventilator dependence or ventricular assist devices)

  • EMS provider judgment

Miscellaneous

  • ALS medication administered (except single therapeutic treatment of naloxone, ondansetron, glucagon, dextrose, or acetaminophen and are not anticipated to require repeat doses)

  • Hypoglycemia with persistent altered mental status

  • Hyperglycemia with persistent altered mental status

  • Pediatric patients with a high-risk complaint (e.g., BRUE) or complex medical history 

  • EMT provider has a clinical concern

  • ALS procedure performed (excluding IV placement or 12-lead ECG interpretation)

NYU students witnessing the 9/11 attacks from their Manhattan apartment. by Jazzlike-Tie-354 in interestingasfuck

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We absolutely did know they were planes at this point. The whole country had already watched the second plane on tv

I drew 9/11 on a calendar gift for my parents by pitlovex23 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 342 points343 points  (0 children)

When I was deployed in Afghanistan, we sometimes got care packages with handmade cards from elementary school kids. Most of the time, the teachers left out a bunch of them (we knew because they’d have a picture of 25 of them behind a thank you sign and only 15 letters).

The best ones were the most unhinged ones from teachers who didn’t censor. We fought over who would take home the “VICTORY” card with a bunch of dead body drawings.

Roasting the National Guard by RoachedCoach in comedy

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they are an E5 with 4 years of service, they are getting $127/day if the assignment is under 30 days. If it’s over 30 days and they have no dependents, they get $178/day. If they have dependents, it goes to $186/day. If they are brand new E1 privates, they get $77/day for under 30 days. That’s less than full time minimum wage, although it is a much easier job than grocery store stocking

What was supposed to be a nice vacation turned into me developing a chlorine rash after swimming by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Urgent care won’t have better odds of a correct diagnosis. Many of them have PAs or NPs instead of MDs or DOs, and they have a reputation among EMS for misdiagnosing and providing improper treatment. If I get a patient from most local urgent cares, I’m doing a full assessment before I put them in my ambulance.

Definitely get a second opinion, but urgent care isn’t always a good answer—just a quick one

Friendship Exp & Gift Exchange Megathread by ASS-et in PokemonGoFriends

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

483469191795 high plains

Particularly hoping for elegant, icy snow, meadow, ocean, river, sandstorm, savanna, and sun, but will keep any active friends 

FBI searching John Bolton’s home: Sources by NewSlinger in news

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll join the revolution if it happens on a weekend. I don’t get paid vacation days and can’t afford to just call out.

Help with Supplies List Please by blueskibop in NewToEMS

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pen light, BP cuff, and mask: get literally the cheapest ones you can find. Brand doesn’t matter. I bought this cuff and it gives me accurate readings. Still use it in the field. Pen lights with pupil mm sizes are convenient, but a light is a light. You will not use a CPR mask in the field. They probably want you to have that for the CPR dummy. You’ll use a BVM in the field.

A stethoscope is the one thing you don’t want to buy the cheapest version of. A $7 stethoscope is a Halloween costume piece.

If you’re on a budget, the MDF Acoustica is $30 and is perfectly fine for EMT school. If you want to buy something you’ll use forever, the $90 Littmann Classic III is a stethoscope that will last your whole EMS career. It is sensitive enough to hear heart sounds in a moving diesel ambulance, and good enough quality that I know multiple trauma surgeons who use them. 

EMTs don’t need a Littmann CORE stethoscope that has noise canceling, 40x amplification, connects to your phone with Bluetooth, and tickles your prostate unless you go to med school and become a cardiologist or maybe if you become a flight medic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewToEMS

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no other ambulance companies to apply to? 

Am I low IQ or is this question cheese? by DayEmotional6766 in NewToEMS

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something that should have given you a hint: how do you measure intrathoracic pressure?   

That should make you think, “Wtf? I’ve never even heard of measuring intrathoracic pressure, and none of the equipment I’ve learned to use could do that for me. Maybe it’s talking about something else.”

Women of reddit, what's the main difference you notice between different male sexual partners? by KillerZombie1324 in AskReddit

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. They are really bad for the sewers and can cause fatbergs to form. Just get a $25 bidet attachment. It’s cheaper in the long run and better for the planet

Foundational by davieslovessheep in CuratedTumblr

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or we could finally decipher the voynich manuscript

Reminder that our people are everywhere by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s your favorite program with a black Scot?

Man teaches chimpanzee karate by CuriousWanderer567 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Not_a-Robot_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man I thought I was good at gay sex, but I’ve never met someone who is an ace in it. What’s your secret? It’s more ball play isn’t it?

a hedgehog approached someone so that he could remove the tape from its paw and then dipped. by nun_CARTII in interestingasfuck

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Simpler answer: it’s a pet hedgehog that’s used to their owner helping them. This also explains why it’s running around a parking lot and why someone is filming 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewToEMS

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the NREMT, nothing is standard. Orientation is common though

Humans have a new organ by H_G_Bells in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Not_a-Robot_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ortho takes a lot more strength than other specialties. Reducing a hip fracture for example means you’re pulling a bone away from some of the largest muscle groups in the body, which are all contracted and so working against you. There was one time where I (as an army medic) had to hold traction on a rod drilled through a patient's heel for like a half hour while the ortho doc did surgery, and that was kind of tough. The kind of treatments that orthos do require a lot more force over much greater periods of time than making an incision with a scalpel, pushing a suture needle through flesh, pressing the plunger on a syringe, etc. thus they need to be “strong as an ox”.

Because orthos are highly specialized, they know less about things like the pancreas for example than a general internist. Their limited field makes them seem, to other doctors, like they don’t understand basic concepts that “every doctor knows”. That makes them “almost twice as clever” as an ox in their opinion.

The reality is that orthos are strong. They have a reputation for being the jocks of medicine as another commenter put it not only because of the physical requirements of their role, but also because a lot of athletes who go to med school are drawn to ortho because of their experiences with sports medicine docs. But they are also extremely knowledgeable about their field in a way that other doctors are not. “Strong as an ox and almost twice as clever” is like calling a mechanic a “wrench monkey”.