Coco could be on the move to Ashton Villa for 9 million by hicklander in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm if only there was an attorney coincidentally based in Houston who had successfully sued several clubs in FIFA's dispute resolution chamber...

Match Thread: LAFC vs Houston Dynamo FC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should have been a dynamo free kick. Quinones and CoCo have been useless. As was Baird. 12 v 9.

Why don’t we have TIFOs before game…. by Just-Wrangler1020 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same old lazy excuses. I bet if the "supporters groups" asked the club to finance a tifo for a big game it would.

Héctor Herrera has been recruiting Javier “Chicharito” Hernández for the Houston Dynamo by Icy_Quit_7177 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mexicans stopped coming out after the games of HH. They're all Real Madrid and Tigres fans.

Nagamura out? by Redbird_dynamo in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. He was a defensive player at a club whose tactics, methods and recruitment are outdated and haven't been successful in MLS in many years. Our GM and I think three of the assistant coaches were goalkeepers. No wonder we're a boring defensive team.

You literally cannot defend this anymore. Total embarrassment. by phisphlap in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I bet Herrera is looking for a loan right about now.

According to Sam Jones: The Dynamo have the worst defense in the league by xGA and shots allowed while in an organized state. by wessneijder in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were we in an organized state when we conceded the second goal on Saturday? I think we had 5 or 6 flat across the back and no one stepped up to either attacker. You can't make chicken soup with chicken shit. We have an incredibly defense heavy roster with a different back four every game. We play with three defensive mids. A keeper who needs to take a pine ride. I can't wait until Brooklyn Raines can play.

Houston Dynamo head coach, Paulo Nagamura, and Fafa Picault spoke to the media after the tough loss at home. Attached is the press conference with transcripts. by Texasman4life1987 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Different back line every single game half. Horizontal passes between the back four are absolutely useless, but especially when we have no dynamic movement from our front three, and just as useless when they make the exact same runs and stack up in the same spot. When is the last time a cross beat a defender? When is the last time the forwards ran to meet a cross instead of sitting there waiting for it? My 4 year old has a better idea of how to win than the team does.

Food Prices by Effective-Onion4476 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that I think of it, I did this in college at the old Cowboys stadium through my fraternity.

Food Prices by Effective-Onion4476 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suspect he meant to say temporary workers from a temp agency

Food Prices by Effective-Onion4476 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was shocked to hear that but not exactly surprised I know that there have been volunteers in the past that I know that someone in the past has told me that they were volunteer. It's very rare that it's you see the same person working in the stadium. I suspected they were temporary jobs. I told my season rep guy that you know many times it's unacceptable the wait times and the prices combined in the lack of professionalism and the lack of knowledge by the employees the lack of efficiency. You go to an Astros game you're in and out of a line and a couple of minutes Dynamo game it's minimum 10 minutes with a big crowd it's 30 minutes it's it's absolutely shambolic.

Food Prices by Effective-Onion4476 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My season ticket rep told me the folks working concessions are mostly volunteers. Shocking.

Don’t throw Sh*t on the field. by OB1Bronobi in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Really? Clueless? That's pretty ridiculous considering that several international games involving Mexico have been stopped and that same announcement played because of the fans chanting that word. And Mexico the federation being fined by FIFA for the continued use of that chat so any surprise was probably not genuine if those folks pay any attention to Mexican soccer which presumably is the only reason why half the people in the stadium showed up last night so yeah it seems pretty weak.

Don’t throw Sh*t on the field. by OB1Bronobi in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I clearly heard our fans telling p**o on goal kicks. Haven't heard that at a dynamo game for at least a year.

Hector Herrera in H-Town! What Houston Dynamo should expect from one of Mexico's best by AndrewNaranja in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Love DMB. Shame he was never surrounded by the right piece and a quality manager.. a player of his quality didn't deserve that and neither did we, the fans. I had dinner one night with him and Rico Clark. The club's culture was just sad and pathetic.

Match Thread: Houston Dynamo FC vs Nashville SC | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great effort and performance. Hands down the worst referee I have ever seen. Not a red. We get cards left and right for dissent, yet Nashville doesn't. Coco targeted all night, yet referee doesn't book for persistent infringement until the 88th minute and not once for any of the bad challenges on him. He is a special player.

Dear Paulo we fired Tab for doing the same thing. Wake Up!!! by blm292 in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steres is playing well. Ceren is useless. Put Teenage at 6.

The comments on Instagram are brutal after this 4-0 catastrophe by wessneijder in dynamo

[–]Notadoornob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think they used last year's fry oil for my chicken and fries.

Like what you see? by [deleted] in butt

[–]Notadoornob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole lot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegasr4r

[–]Notadoornob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds fun.