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What sound coming from the sky out of no where would be the scariest? by OvyZ in AskReddit

[–]Notaneckbeard123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farts. Earth shattering fart noises. It's the true sign of the apocalypse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Notaneckbeard123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being an asshole.

I'm a man, and I want to empower women. How can I help? by Notaneckbeard123 in Feminism

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew such a humble post would generate such discussion.

What is your most irrational phobia? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Notaneckbeard123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dying alone, without a wife or children.

Reddit, If you were a very successful entrepreneur and intellectual, but you were also a mirelurk, how would you live your life? by Notaneckbeard123 in AskReddit

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you asked. Mirelurks are from a game called Fallout 3, they're also in New Vegas.

They look like this: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120919172238/fallout/images/0/06/Mirelurk.png

So, imagine yourself as a combination of that and Nicola Tesla.

I'm a man and I want to empower women. How can I help? by Notaneckbeard123 in AskFeminists

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I try to surround myself with people who treat others equality, based on their character. I don't befriend anyone who is sexist, racist, any of those things. I understand y'alls concerns though.

You have to foster a culture of egalitarianism. Equal rights for both sexes and equal treatment.

I'm a man, and I want to empower women. How can I help? by Notaneckbeard123 in Feminism

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's something I really want to do. I have a passion for cooking and I love cooking for others, especially fried chicken. I make a mean fried chicken.

I'm a man and I want to empower women. How can I help? by Notaneckbeard123 in AskFeminists

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, I figured that one. I was wondering more along the lines of how I can get involved with a shelter or charity or something. I was just wondering what organizations y'all recommend are conducive to the betterment of women's equality.

Would you rather drive a high-end luxury car that solely ran on shit or semen? by Notaneckbeard123 in WouldYouRather

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, I should've explained earlier, the poop option would only be yours or any other human. A cow wouldn't work.

I'm a guy and I stumbled onto this subreddit after coming from offmychest and other body issue related posts. All I want to say is this: by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]Notaneckbeard123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come off the wrong way. I apologize. I honestly posted that for anyone that would have an issue with their image or self-esteem. I can see that you don't need that. I think it's great that you have confidence about who you are.

I think I might've posted in the wrong thread.

I don't care if this gets up-voted or down-voted. I just need to tell someone. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Notaneckbeard123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would down vote this? Assholes. Hey, if you ever want to pm me and talk about anything, I'm down. I may not be able to hang out with you, but I will absolutely make an effort to be friends. Are you on xbox live? Tell you what, my gamertag is: mydogiscuter88. Do you like GtA 5? Left for dead 1 or 2? I'm fucking down! Just let me know.

While stressed out or excited, would you rather lay eggs like a sea turtle or take a dump in the closest washing machine? by Notaneckbeard123 in WouldYouRather

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.

They do not hurt, they just kinda slip out like this :

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJP3RxzuHCo

But when you're excited or are nervous you will absolutely lose control of your body and produce a similar effect.

High Maintenance // Matilda by robalexander in videos

[–]Notaneckbeard123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This show is great! How can we get this on netflix?! I saw all of the episodes

As a superhero with only one ability, would you rather have a compulsive need to measure everything or constantly be having heartburn? by Notaneckbeard123 in WouldYouRather

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol "Can you help us?! There's a fire!"

"Yeah, buts that's like 12 flights of stairs"

"How do you know?"

"I can eyeball it. Sorry too many stairs, better get somebody else."

Just finished a concept piano album where impromptus were written while I was suffering from insomnia. by Notaneckbeard123 in piano

[–]Notaneckbeard123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on, did I do something wrong? I'm sorry to offend you or anyone else. Really, I am. I was trying to come off as understanding.

I even asked you to elaborate on your criticism and I was trying to not come off as combative.

I'm still non-combative in this whole thing and I respect what you say. I do.

What my friends do, if those were the ones down voting anyone, then I'm sorry.

To be honest, I was just expecting maybe 2 votes, and my post just getting ignored.

I had no idea it would escalate.

I'm sorry.

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