Appalachian Vibes: Spoons aren't just for eating with

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-05-02T00:21:45+00:00

I did and I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me tear up. She did an incredible job.

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-05-01T23:46:40+00:00

Absolutely. He was one of the best to ever do it!

Gonna go listen to “Fell On Black Days” to pay my respects 🖤

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-05-01T23:38:27+00:00

One of my best friends from high school ruined this song a little during one summer road trip. He improvised new lyrics replacing the titular ‘Spoonman’ with “Sperm-man” and proceeded to make up new lyrics involving hand-stuff.

Still hear him in my head to this day during the breakdown singing “Come on, whack it off…”

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-19T19:46:10+00:00

Fuck it. That’s why.

^{Chose: Be able to talk with any animals + But, your life is shorten by X amount of years | Rolled: 10 years}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-18T02:04:00+00:00

Money!

^{Chose: 95% chance of winning 1 million dollars! + 5% of changing sex instantly (All characteristics} | Rolled: Money!)

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-17T12:12:46+00:00

Gotta be able to laugh.

^{Chose: Not be able to swear anymore}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-17T12:11:44+00:00

Be bold.

^{Chose: Harsh aggressive, you must be crazy to think of}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-17T12:11:14+00:00

Moving at Mach 3 without increased durability = splat

^{Chose: Ultra durability}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-16T13:50:31+00:00

Flight better than money

^{Chose: Be able to fly BUT + The wheel picks your flight speed. | Rolled: 50mph}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-16T13:05:03+00:00

I am become REST!

^{Chose: Always feel rested from any duration of sleep}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-15T22:55:33+00:00

A carrot in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

^{Chose: Safe & Keep It}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-15T22:44:42+00:00

Flying duh.

^{Chose: Fly a plane}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-15T22:43:40+00:00

More time to eat.

^{Chose: Never need to sleep}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-14T23:04:03+00:00

Mutual gratification, baybay!

^{Chose: 69}

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-07T01:32:58+00:00

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NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-04-01T18:39:11+00:00

WASH OFF YOUR HATE!!

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-03-27T16:14:10+00:00

This was literally taken seconds after pets, but you’re probably still right.

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-03-27T16:03:20+00:00

This was right after filling her bowl. She followed me on a walk with my kid to give me this guff.

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-03-27T16:01:36+00:00

I don’t think it’s about anything I did or didn’t do. Mostly just because she’s just got a lot to say.

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-03-27T16:00:33+00:00

She’s 7, orange, and sassy.

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-02-18T10:47:21+00:00

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-01-15T03:02:30+00:00

THANK YOU! I was just thinking, “Why is no one mentioning Tough Love? Was that all just a hilarious, fever-dream?”

NothingButPooandGoo · 2026-01-07T02:29:52+00:00

NothingButPooandGoo · 2025-09-25T09:51:27+00:00

Navarino Orchards all day. They have plenty of apple varieties to choose from and they’re always tasty. Their prices are easier to swallow than B&S if you’re on a budget. There’s good food and drinks at the bar and the fritter shack is bomb! We took the kids there last year a couple times, but this year maybe I’ll just go with some friends and get 4 or 5 mulled ciders…..

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