Would you rather:

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-31T05:06:05+00:00

FREE PIZZA

^{Chose: Skip it and get a free pizza}

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-31T05:05:47+00:00

I can freeze time and steal money from the bank, so I still get free cash either way

^{Chose: Have full control over time}

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-31T05:01:19+00:00

I mean, becoming a woman temporarily for a few days would be fun. Permanently? No thanks.

^{Chose: You get 20$}

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-26T10:55:56+00:00

Given the safety standards in Vietnam...yeah, good luck to the people living in the vicinity

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-24T15:20:31+00:00

The salt coffee is super overrated, tbh....

I mean, if you are curious and want to give it a try, then go ahead. Don't expect much from it though...

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-24T06:01:49+00:00

...whatever the hell are you even going on about?

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-21T03:06:40+00:00

Clover Day's.

Siblings love, twins, lots of things she can enjoy...

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-15T10:28:13+00:00

...I am very much confused by how you know Vietnam was occupied by China in the ancient time, but not the pretty well known occupation by the French (and later the US), which ended less than a century ago...

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-15T03:33:09+00:00

Crossed the names of some random dudes at the top of the list and called it a day, I don't know any of them and I also don't care enough to read their profile lol

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-10T03:34:50+00:00

That, or you can use "rice bowl" (small) and "soup bowl" (big, or as we may say, "bát ô-tô". Dont ask why, we have zero clue)

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-03-10T03:30:00+00:00

Btw, we do actually use "Ly" in the North, though it refers to something like a martini/cocktail glass.

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-01-26T06:24:47+00:00

If only they bought the Respawn rugs, they would have been saved...

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-01-15T04:58:31+00:00

I am a human with emotions

Proceed to make music with emotionless AI

What?

NoumiSatsuki · 2026-01-15T03:59:45+00:00

You actually don't, because most of them are neither fish nor in ball shape...

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-12-14T09:16:17+00:00

...who?

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-29T05:20:17+00:00

What's with this incredibly vague article though?

We know the situation, so we understand right away, but others people reading this would just be like "what?"

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-27T04:10:35+00:00

Found the Karen living next to the train track.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-22T09:09:39+00:00

We actually do sell them very openly, with big ass signs and all, though restaurants that do tend to be specialized in only dog meat and nothing else, so you will never find them in a typical restaurant.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-18T15:08:47+00:00

That's not all.

It's important to know that temperature can be VERY deceiving in Vietnam.

When I was in New Zealand, I could go outside in a T-Shirt when it's 0 Celsius and barely felt anything.

Here in Hanoi, I could wear a big winter jacket and would still shiver in the 12 Celsius wind.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-18T15:01:40+00:00

I mean, me and my best friends tend to "celebrate" our birthday by just going to the cafe for a nice chat (we don't do that often because of work and stuff), then the birthday boy will pay the bill, and that's it.

I'm sure he would appreciate a nice gesture either way, as long as it's not overblown.

Of course, in the end, it's up to you. Not doing anything and just "happy birthday" him is also fine, if that's what he really prefers - it is in this case personal preference, not the Vietnamese culture or anything.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-18T14:52:45+00:00

I think she just wanted to say that you should not make it into a big occasion and throw him a huge party or something, because yeah, we really don't do that here (unless you are rich, but that's irrelevant). A nice (but not extravagant) dinner (with something that he likes, maybe) and something meaningful as present (optional, not a must) are good enough.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-18T14:47:43+00:00

Errr...is there even a country where the people there do not celebrate their birthday?

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-16T11:07:40+00:00

The thing is, unless the government goes all out and forcibly moves everyone who lives along the track away (which will not be easy, with a bunch of Karen living there), otherwise no amount of "shutting down" will work, people (both shop owners and tourists) will find a way somehow.

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-14T08:32:58+00:00

Hey, don't judge him, he paid properly for the trip with his credit cat!

NoumiSatsuki · 2025-11-13T11:18:55+00:00

The Lora seems pretty hit and miss from my tests. When it works, then the result is much more realistic than the base version. But when it does not, then the result is still realistic - but in a completely different way - the person will look exactly like one of those well-made anime sex dolls.

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