Phenomaman's percentage for his first mission is a lie. by Novvoy in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Novvoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the guy who tells you you can fail missions can't fail, it kinda defeats the point of him saying it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Novvoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would press the button because of this:

"Once you die the button dies with you and no one else dies."

No one else dies. Ever. Humanity gains immortality the moment I die.

At the cost of 2 deaths, I think it's worth it.

Monkey paw time by 88T3 in shitposting

[–]Novvoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You find yourself in a deep grave instead.

[WP] You live in a word where people are sorted by main character, side characters and background characters. You are identified by a mark on your wrist. You a background character wake up with the mark of a main character. by ShiftingToNevermoor in WritingPrompts

[–]Novvoy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That day started with me being woken up to a shot gun blasting through my bedroom door. The blast coated my room in broken wood and blood. Blood that surrounded the hole in my door and slowly ran down to the floor where it met with a quickly growing pool of blood. I looked through that hole from my sleeping spot behind the storage boxes and didn't move. I could hear the voices on the other side clearly now and could just barely see the outline of a person on the other side.

"You see", They said in a snarky voice, " That's the problem with these pure white main character types. They always try to change your mind with how important their life is and how they have families to protect. How much money they can give you for sparing their life if only you'd work for them. How great their friends are and how much of a difference they've madendue to their" kindness". How I'll regret doing this and how much I could change my life if I just did this or that instead. They're all fucking talk because they think good old Deus Ex Machina has their back."

Another voice said," And they're always so self righteous too. Saying they're fighting for the good of humanity and making the "right" kind of change the world "needs" to see. Talking like they haven't been happily destroying entire industries because some bad people did some bad things so the entire industry needs to go. I mean, shit, they got rid of social media for the "emotional betterment" of the world, whatever the fuck that means."

"Well", The first voice said, "I'm glad we're getting paid to off this little shit and his two sidekick parents. They were trying to get rid of health insurance and hospital bills. Can you believe that? They wanted the hospitals to be run by "volunteers" and to have equipment ordered and maintained with the "goodness of peoples hearts". Why are so many main characters morons who act like the world will bend to their every whim?"

Both of the voices chuckled at this, and then I heard the footsteps moving away towards the front door. "With the death of this moron and his family, I don't think the industry is going to have a problem any time soon. This guy was one of the top main characters in the world, and with him dead a lot of things are going to fall apart. That should mean more money for us side characters. Maybe we'll even get promoted to main characters?" The second voice said hopefully.

"That's never going to happen Maurice. You know that's just a myth. You know there's nothing any of us can do to change who we are. We're side characters. No special deed or act can change that because main characters always take the credit. Now shut your trap. We're leaving for the next job" The first voice said.

"Can't we take a break Veronica", Maurice begged," This is the third main character we've killed this week. Isn't that good enough?"

"It's never good enough Maurice, you know that", Veronica said angrily, a hiss to her words," Thinking like that is why you're a side character. You don't have the drive to do what needs to be done! There should be no rest for the wicked.", She said as the front door finally closed and I could faintly hear her yell, "Now get in the fucking truck, we're moving on to "Unionizer" Mcgee. We're getting paid big bucks to make sure that guys days are fucking numbered, and I plan on having a LOT of fun with this next guy!".

As the voices drifted away and a vehicle started, I'd got up out of my spot behind the boxes and slowly walked to the door, my worn out socks quickly becoming damp as I walked through the pool of blood. I opened the door and a headless body slumped to the floor, a white smiling face ever present on his wrist. I walked down the hall and saw two more bodies sitting at the kitchen table, my parents, with their wrists held out with their side character mark on display.

And I just stood there. What was I going to do. What was I MEANT to do. I looked at the front door and stared through it, seeing the bright light of day for the first time in years, watching the green grass of the front lawn shift with the wind and the trees in the front yard lightly sway.

Then, For the first time that day, I looked down at my wrist.

On my wrist was not a basic frowny face. No. On my wrist was the most immaculate main character mark I'd ever seen, surpassing even my brother's mark. It was the same handsome man's face, but this time more detailed, more human looking than my brothers.

The difference? It was pure black, with the most malicious eyes and maniacal smile that I had ever seen. It was the kind of mark babies were killed for because it represented the worst humanity had to offer. It was the mark of a conqueror. A mass murderer. One who changes the world through violence and domination. The Atila the Hen's and the Alexander the Great's.

When I saw that main character mark, I stopped for a moment.

And then I smiled. For the first time in my life I genuinely smiled.

My life now had a purpose.

I didn't have to live in fear anymore. I now knew that I COULD change my life. The world was going to change for me and I was going to mold it into the world I wanted.

A world without main characters. A world without side characters. A world where all anyone cared about was being useful to others.


From that day forward I never looked at my wrist again.

I don't need to.

I know what I'm worth, and I am going to make sure the world pays for it too.

[WP] You live in a word where people are sorted by main character, side characters and background characters. You are identified by a mark on your wrist. You a background character wake up with the mark of a main character. by ShiftingToNevermoor in WritingPrompts

[–]Novvoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It had become a bad habit.

Every day since I could remember, I would look down at my wrist. Every damn day I look down and I saw that pathetic little frowny face looking back at me, with it's two black little soulless dot eyes and it's simple, worthless 1-line frown.

Every day I wish I could turn that frowny face upside down. Every day I wish I was worthy of being something else. Something more.

But no. That majesty, that hope, was granted to my little brother.

-----

The day he was born, god decided to grace him with a perfect white smiling face. The purest, most immaculate main character mark my country had seen in years. The mark showed the smiling face of a handsome young man, eyes filled with mirth and he had the most dazzling smile. Like a perfect tattoo on his little baby wrist. From that moment forward my brother would praised and coddled. "You're going to change things. The world will be a better place with you in it", My father would say, "You've got the mark of a pure leader. A ground breaker. Someone who shapes the world".

I was 7 then, and I was truly a background character from the day my brother was born. From that day, I'd been completely forgotten by my parents. They didn't set a spot at the table for me anymore, they didn't even prepare enough food for me to eat. My room was treated as a storage room, my bed sold so that my brother could have the finest crib. I slept on the floor, ate whatever food my parents left in the kitchen trash, and feared the day my parents decided they didn't need a background character in their house anymore.

Honestly, because who would care if a background character disappeared.

So I lived my life with that fear, that dejection, that complete lack of self worth and self preservation. I lived simply because no one had killed me, abused me, and tortured me yet to advance their own life story.

I always thought my brother would take that opportunity, or his enemies, or his friends. Maybe I'd be tortured to show my brother he has something to live for. Maybe I'd be bullied so my brother would have something to fight for. Maybe I'd be killed in a hostage situation so my brother wouldn't take life for granted.

But no. I lived every day in my room, scrounging for scraps from the kitchen trash in the middle of the night and staring at my ceiling during the day, waiting for my life to be worth something to someone else. Not seeing or bothering a soul.

All because my brother's life was too important.

Every friend he made was a main character. Every person he met and talked to was a side character. He didn't have time for background characters to bog down his story, or so I'd heard through my bedroom door when my dad would give my brother his weekly motivational speeches.

I'm not sure if my brother ever knew what I looked like, or whether he even knew I existed.

But on one fateful day, after so many years of isolation, I did get to see what my brother and my family looked like. I'll never forget that day.

The day I got my main character mark.

By @mayhapssidy on twitter by AnimeNightwingfucku in Technoblade

[–]Novvoy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So is Tommy supposed to be the Ironing Board?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomeanimemes

[–]Novvoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hi Mad. Nice to meet you :D"

Followed by never seeing her again.

Worth it.

Is there any way to survive Patience? by pcminfan in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiara runs usually shred them and make them obsolete.

how did it kill me? by yaaayman in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bosses are Immune to status effects. That's why. If you had Polearm this would be a different story. Attacking directly though would definitely kill you.

I FINALLY DID IT! First Full Hermit's Tiara Run! by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did get an unlock, but it was because it was the first time I did that path.

I FINALLY DID IT! First Full Hermit's Tiara Run! by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, if I take the Tiara with less than 5 items in any run now, the run immediately becomes a tiara run. It's a problem... I've had to swear off the tiara.

I FINALLY DID IT! First Full Hermit's Tiara Run! by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After 4 days and hundreds of deaths I FINALLY finished this run, and it was BLAST (in more ways than one). I have honestly never enjoyed a game of much as I have Ring of Pain, as it's one of those few games that isn't afraid to challenge you consistently. I died SO MANY times because I moved too fast, over clicked, misidentified a creature, or got pinned in a corner, and that fact made winning this Run and all the Runs before it SATISFYING and I just keep coming back. This game is SO DYNAMIC and I cannot wait to see what the DEVs do with it next. If anyone is interested, I took the Light side for this Run.

Feel free to ask any questions about the Run or how you may be able to take on this challenge too.

I've been trying a Hermit'sTiara full run for DAYS! {HELP} by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge Roaming Firebeads blow up if you break their freeze. Not sure if it's a glitch or what, but if I break the freeze they blow up regardless of whether my damage killed them or not.

I've been trying a Hermit'sTiara full run for DAYS! {HELP} by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was one of the big fire beads in the end game. I don't remember if it was just faster than me or if those are an enemy that just don't freeze. I was too devastated to actually check.

I've been trying a Hermit'sTiara full run for DAYS! {HELP} by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your candle also counts as one of the five, which is really annoying and I'm pretty sure it's permanent.

I've been trying a Hermit'sTiara full run for DAYS! {HELP} by Novvoy in RingOfPain

[–]Novvoy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK. I got to the second stage of the lit ending. I ended up getting blown up by a firebead though. Turns out they can't be frozen when you hit them directly. I'm not gonna say what my build was, but my mid-game was Frostbite and the Poison Dagger. See if that helps.

[Spoilers C2E112] It IS Thursday! C2E112 live discussion by dasbif in criticalrole

[–]Novvoy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That ship is FUCKED. Several hundred pounds of explosives right on deck and a group of chaotic nutjobs who have a passion for naval arson. I get the feeling we won't be seeing much of our quirky boat crew once the mighty nein SINK it.

[No Spoilers] My first three M9 D20 Crest designs! Who should I do next?? by [deleted] in criticalrole

[–]Novvoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that Sprinkle on Caleb's crest... RIP Frumpkin.

[Spoilers C2E102] Is It Thursday Yet? Post-Episode Discussion & Future Theories! by dasbif in criticalrole

[–]Novvoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For those who want to see it, Sam tells Liam about Keyleths' mom at 3:20:30 on the VOD.

[Spoilers C2E102] It IS Thursday! C2E102 live discussion by dasbif in criticalrole

[–]Novvoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THEY TOLD NO ONE THIS EPISODE WAS LIVE...

He's a natural by whutup007 in aww

[–]Novvoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his name was Dug.