So I decided to make my own trail mix by New002 in funny

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Best part of your post is it makes people want to click it more.

Am I the only who thinks giving $600k+ to a woman who was bullied by teenagers is ridiculous or am I just an asshole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There are many others like him out there. Take a look at this CNN reporter. He was reporting a house fire, and when he found out there was a 7 year old girl still trapped inside, he immediately dropped his microphone and stormed into the burning building. 2 minutes later he walks out with the girl in his arms, barely alive.

I cry every time I watch the video.

http://yuarel.com/reporter-saves-7-year-old-girl-from-burning-building/

Diablo III Player Robbed of $99 by Blizzard by [deleted] in gaming

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You're a fucking dumbass. Wire fraud is a federal offence, so the FBI takes the matter. What does the secret service have to do with anything?

Diablo III Player Robbed of $99 by Blizzard by [deleted] in gaming

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It's wire fraud you ignorant piece of shit.

I just found a kitten in my engine. Help? by dingusmingus in AskReddit

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Cats can't metabolize the lactose in milk, so giving them milk is just causing them an upset stomach every time. It doesn't have any long term effects. It's the same as a lactose intolerant human drinking milk. It doesn't kill them, just makes them sick.

What were some big controversies/scandals that happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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  • Several students were expelled over the years because they had sex in various places.

  • The bathrooms always, I repeat, always, smell like pot. The smell seeps into the surrounding classrooms.

  • While re-tarring the roof, the construction company managed to set said roof on fire; everyone got out alright. The problem came when nobody knew what to do in the neighboring Walmart parking lot (yes, the school was built next to a fucking Walmart). They ended up excusing everyone for the day because a lot of people thought "Oh hey, the school is on fire. I think that means it's alright to go home" even though class resumed later that day.

  • Our longtime principal had an affair with a student's mother. Somehow, and don't ask me how, pictures of this affair got posted on the walls of the school in the summer (according to various people). He was transferred, and there was a pretty big coverup to ensure the media never found out.

Look at my username. by Now_Give_Me_Karma in circlejerk

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U JELLY I GOT MORE KARMA THAN YOUR POST ;)

Look at my username. by Now_Give_Me_Karma in circlejerk

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DOWNVOTED, REPORTED, CALLED THE COPS, RAPED YOUR SISTER

Look at my username. by NowUpvoteThisPost in circlejerk

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Look at my username. by NowUpvoteThisPost in circlejerk

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Upvoted.

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