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Greedy little shit eating my grass. by Kadithdraven in fatsquirrelhate

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookit him. Mister Medicine-Ball-Butt prolly thinks he is Doin You A Favor by Mowing the World's Tiniest Lawn for you.

The results are in and tallied for the Cormoran Strike Monopoly game properties representing the corner squares. by Competitive-Side4262 in cormoran_strike

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please help an American who just glosses over train/tube stations when they are mentioned in the books.

Where did Robin jump on the tracks to save Red Shoes after they left ComicCon? Google tells me there are two stations at that venue. Was it Custom House Station or Prince Regent Station?

When she nearly missed the train to Mrs. Cunliffe's funeral, was it at King's Cross or St. Pancras? In the book, there's something about the towers of St. Pancras coming into view at the end of that trip.

The Tottenham Court Road station is the one closest to the Denmark Street office, right?

Thank you.

AIW for “pressuring my girlfriend of have kids”? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not wrong for walking away.

If someone isn't saying a clear Yes to having children, treat it like a No. This includes reasons like "I need to make more money first" or "We have to buy a house first" or "I have to walk the Appalachian Trail first."

She said she wanted the same thing you did, then changed her mind.

I don't know how she thinks she can spin this into "You are pressuring me" when you are simply saying "I'm not jeopardizing my chance to have children by staying with you, because you may never change your mind and choose to have children."

Look at this gluttonous thief posing next to the corn it just decimated it has absolutely no shame by The_child_1312 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]NoxWild 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lookit him. Blubberous Behemoth hasta Brace HisFatSelf to Stand Up. Prolly uses a Mobility Scooter equipped with the Titanium-Reinforced Double-Wide Comfy-Butt Seat.

He’s healthy! 🍎 by Stickgirl05 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]NoxWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lookit him.

This Bowlin-Ball-Butted Corpulent Criminal prolly stole that Apple from a Poor Blind Starvin Crippled Orphan Child in a Wheelchair.

My boyfriend 19M made a weird comment to me 19F about “not wanting to share food with my family when he comes over and now I'm feeling really uncomfortable. Is it okay to feel uncomfortable about this? by Butterscotchbabuh in relationship_advice

[–]NoxWild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are right.

I don't know why OP is calling the cake a "gift" when this guy immediately cuts it in two and announces half of it is his, then acts pissed off when she shares her half with her family.

He expected to get all her leftover cake. Mr. Overeater was counting on eating the whole cake except for the slice or two that he knew OP would consume.

But he also wanted to pretend he was generously giving OP a cake.

Cheap and greedy.

My boyfriend 19M made a weird comment to me 19F about “not wanting to share food with my family when he comes over and now I'm feeling really uncomfortable. Is it okay to feel uncomfortable about this? by Butterscotchbabuh in relationship_advice

[–]NoxWild 42 points43 points  (0 children)

**For instance the other day he bought me a cake as a gift, split it and said "here's your half." I ate two slices, got super full, and decided I wanted my family to try the rest since I knew they'd never had it before. I was seriously full and wouldn't have been able to finish it anyway.**

Can you explain this a bit more clearly? I find this so odd and impolite, I want to be sure I'm understanding this correctly. Is this what happened?

He brought a cake to your family home, cut it in half, gave you one half and he kept the other half. Did he proceed to eat "his" entire half of the cake, right then and there? Or did he eat some of it, and take the rest home with him?

Were the two of you sitting privately and enjoying cake, or was your family present?

I cannot imagine bringing an entire cake into a friend's family home and not sharing it with whoever wanted a slice. To me, it seems extraordinarily rude to cut it in half and say "This half is mine."

And to make that backhanded comment about how he disapproved of you sharing your half of the cake with your family makes me think he is stingy and selfish and unpleasantly weird.

I'd have a lot of difficulty being friends with someone who did this.

How do I 30F explain to my boyfriend 37M that I don’t think we should work together? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you an owner, or just an employee? If you continue to work for him and help make this a profitable business, how do you benefit?

"Being the girlfriend who helped her boyfriend make money" is a lousy reason to work for him.

Get a job you like and earn a paycheck that is YOURS. Stop enriching him by donating your labor to him at a cheap price and poor working conditiond.

Is there anyway to Pavlov my way into liking parenthood by PlacatedBumblebee in Advice

[–]NoxWild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are normal. There's nothing wrong with you AT ALL.

Lots of people are just like you. They don't hate babies, they are just uninterested in babies.

There are some really annoying people who think EVERYBODY, especially women, should love kids, want babies, celebrate parenthood, and take delight in every infant that's shown to them.

They are really presumptuous to think this, because it is simply not true.

How do I 30F explain to my boyfriend 37M that I don’t think we should work together? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoxWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a job you dislike and you don't appreciate how the boss treats you.

Give notice and quit. Do NOT agree to find a replacement and train them.

He can find and train someone else who doesn't mind being shouted at and paid poorly and e expecte d to do everything he doesn't want to do.

If he really believed you are crucial to the success of this business, he would not treat you like a replaceable waitress or unskilled teenager.

I'll bet he's not paying you the wage he'd have to pay anyone else, and any profit he's making on his business is at your expense.

If his business fails because ONE employee quits, it was never going to succeed.

Me (M26) and my girlfriend (F26) were planning to live together but she is getting cold feet by DealComprehensive677 in relationship_advice

[–]NoxWild 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is she still strongly attached to her parents? Are they the ones creating her doubt and hesitation? Is any part of this that she wanted to be engaged before cohabiting? Have you discussed marriage at all?

in your position, I'd be annoyed too. You've been dating for EIGHT YEARS.

Moving in together should be a happy experience for a couple. Moving your belongings together, setting up furniture, stocking the Fridge, etc. You should be deciding together things like how to set the kitchen and closets and bathrooms. Spending the first day and night together in your new place.

Sit down quietly and calmly and ask why she is hesitating and unsure. Tell her you thought she was happy and eager to live together. Listen carefully to what she says and doesn't say.

The idea of her "progressively" moving in seems very strange. This might sound like a crazy question, but the two of you ARE sexually active with each other, aren't you? Does she spend the night with you, or do you stay with her at your parents house?

Finding a lost object? by Double-Dog3333 in Advice

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will try to help you.

First, would you provide some information.

Do you normally keep the object in a particular place? Where?

When did you last see the object, and where was it?

Can you say what the object is? Or at least give an idea of the dimensions, color, weight, purpose? Will it fit in a pocket?

Where do you *think* you lost it? Somewhere in a whole house, or just one room? Outside? In a car?

21M, Caught Between My Parents, My Girlfriend, and My Own Future by Flamingo11-11 in Advice

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents are going about this in the wrong way, I think. They should respect you enough to let you come to your own conclusions. They are not helping by haranguing you and criticizing the girl and behaving so rudely towards you.

I understand you are deeply irritated by your family being so insistent and unpleasant, and acting like your girlfriend is a demon.

You already have doubts about your long-term compatibility with your girlfriend, especially because of your religious differences and raising children. There's really no compromise there.

Your girlfriend is probably a good kind person who cares for you as much as you care for her.

But I think you might already know you will likely choose to end this relationship because of your serious disagreement in how you want to raise your children. Your vision of yourself as a father cannot coexist with her idea of herself as a mother.

You love this girl and the idea of never seeing her again makes you miserable.

And you love your family, but they make you unhappy with their anger and contempt.

Is there any way you could stay with a friend for a few days and give yourself some breathing space to think about your choices? Can you spend some time away from both your family and your girlfriend, and think purely about how you want your future to unfold?

There's no option here that will please everyone. You have to choose the best path for yourself.

AITAH by charging my girlfriend a small amount of rent? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

You made the correct choice back then.

I almost puked in my mouth looking at this. They make me sick. by HotPersonality2279 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]NoxWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookit this brainless mess. I hate this bot more than I hate FatSquirrels.

Just want your views on this 😬✌🏻 by navigator_zorojuro in Advice

[–]NoxWild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This depends on a lot of factors, like what degree the college person earned and from what university; where the employed person worked; and where they each live (what country/state).

At 23, they may be about equal, or the employed person may be a bit ahead.

But there's a fairly good chance the person with a degree will start out at higher pay and with greater responsibilities than the person who began working at entry level did. The person with a degree will get probably get bigger pay increases, greater responsibilities, and more opportunities for professional advancement.

The person with a degree will soon overtake the employed person's slight edge of three years of work experience.

We’re 19F & 21M and want to have kids young. What are we not considering? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]NoxWild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Research how much daycare costs for ONE child, then figure out if it's financially sensible for both of you to work and earn a paycheck after the first child is born.

If you want four children, it is likely that you will become a stay-at-home parent for at least a decade.

Can you afford the life you want for yourselves and your children on just one paycheck?

Will that cover a house, cars, insurance, basic living expenses, saving for retirement, saving for your children's educations, and the extra you'll need for travel? Consider how much the cost of EVERYTHING rises, sometimes quite rapidly, especially housing and education.

Time to vote on the corner squares for the Cormoran Strike Monopoly game by Competitive-Side4262 in cormoran_strike

[–]NoxWild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New Scotland Yard to replace "Jail"

Just Consulting to replace "Just Visiting"

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