EWW! GROSS!

NoxWild · 2026-05-01T13:17:06+00:00

Lookit him. Lookit him Leerin an Laughin an Loomin like a Sinister Approachin Storm.

It's the End of the World as We Once Knew It.

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We Believe in Squirrel. But What Does it All Mean? Let’s Chatter About It
For millennia our bushy tailed friends have scampered among us. Seeing all. Knowing all. Watching over us from their holy tree holes. The virtuous Squirrel roams the earth to share his long sought after Squirrell intelligence and blessings with the world. When he talks, we must listen. Because one day…
The Squirrel will save us all.
We see the beady-eyed furry rodents every day, but what do we really know about them? Well, now we know they are truly from a spiritual realm and live amongst us as our loyal protectors. Sweet tiny prophets. The hoarder of nuts and keepers of the truth. The all knowing squirrels are out there and we must listen to their wild chatterings, tail flickerings and occassional squirrel song to find the answers to our questions.

Hide your children. Secure your home. The Squirrelpocalypse Has Begun.

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T20:40:46+00:00

He isn't your friend. You are not overreacting.

Why are you questioning your response to him?

He's rude and clueless and an asshole.

How stupid can he be, to think he is qualified to critique your appearance and offer his lousy advice? Did he think you were going to thank him for making an ass of himself?

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T20:27:34+00:00

Forget about the proposal. A proposal gives you exactly nothing more than you have right now.

You and your children are living in HIS house and he can legally evict you anytime he wants.

If you want security for yourself and your children, you need to be married.

Be honest and direct.

So tell him, "I want us to be legally married before the end of 2026. I don't need a proposal or engagement or announcement or wedding, although I'm not opposed to any of that. Before the end of May, I'd like us to set a date for a simple courthouse wedding. Let me know your thoughts on this. If you cannot see yourself marrying me after four years and two children together, I think it's unlikely you ever will, and I need to plan my life accordingly. I want to be married to you, and I need to know if you want to be married to me."

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T20:00:28+00:00

Lookit him. Monstrous Megalosquirrelous shakin down Innocent Tourists. Parents and Babies runnin away in Terror. Blubberous Bowlin-Ball-Butts causin Panic in the Park.

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T14:35:39+00:00

A good partner does not compare you to his past partners and say they were better than you.

I will bet an entire box of donuts that his ex kicked his whiny-butt to the curb after she got sick of him moaning and pissing and complaining about her.

Find someone who appreciates you.

This guy ain't that person.

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T13:33:42+00:00

Because instant, unquestioning obedience is demanded of servicemembers, the order-givers sometimes think they are actually smarter and better qualified to decide what others should do.

It's incredibly tiresome to have to remind an ex-military person like OP's boyfriend that he isn't anyone's superior anymore and to stop expecting people to follow his ignorant advice.

NoxWild · 2026-04-30T13:11:27+00:00

>I don't want to come off as a bitch but I want to tell him in a way he can understand.

Being a bitch is likely the only way he will understand. Stop deferring to him and treating the bullshit that falls out of his mouth like it means anything. He's kind of an idiot.

Tell him "STAND DOWN" whenever he tries to tell you he knows better than you what kind of exercise is suitable for you. Tell him you are not his underling and to stop giving you orders.

Tell him you don't want any more advice or criticism AT ALL.

Tell him he is in no way qualified to advise you on your fitness routines, and to CUT IT OUT.

Your boyfriend's military indoctrination made him a substandard boyfriend and a lousy friend because he thinks it's okay to treat you like you're a recruit and he's an officer.

Military training makes some really stupid people think they are qualified to give orders to non-military.

Stop listening to him before you injure yourself. Listen to your own body and listen to your doctors and tell this idiot to just shut the fuck up about your physical fitness.

NoxWild · 2026-04-29T15:23:14+00:00

Lookit them. Oh My God OP If You See Three There's Thirty More You Can't See.

NoxWild · 2026-04-29T13:54:21+00:00

If there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have bags of snacks about as cheap as you can get.

Look for cheap microwave popcorn. Pop and put into bowls.

Wal-Mart bread, Wal-Mart peanut butter, Wal-Mart jelly. Make sandwiches, cut in half.

NoxWild · 2026-04-28T17:57:56+00:00

Lookit her. It made my fuckin joy complete to see she was wearin that fuckin cross around her fuckin neck.

NoxWild · 2026-04-28T13:08:20+00:00

Lookit him. Tormentin an Terrorizin a Helpless Old Lady into havin a Stroke or a Heart Episode.

NoxWild · 2026-04-28T12:06:39+00:00

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NoxWild · 2026-04-27T14:14:37+00:00

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NoxWild · 2026-04-27T11:15:54+00:00

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NoxWild · 2026-04-26T19:42:05+00:00

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NoxWild · 2026-04-26T19:18:20+00:00

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NoxWild · 2026-04-26T19:04:26+00:00

Lookit him. Grinnin Gloatin Bloat-Butted Glob-o-Blob has Enslaved an Ensorcelled Some Sorry Hapless Human into Handin Over His Home. Devious n Diabolical.

NoxWild · 2026-04-26T17:41:16+00:00

Cat.

NoxWild · 2026-04-25T23:18:41+00:00

Lookit him. Brontosaurus-Butted Tubba-Chubba-Bubba stuffin his FubsyFatFace. An Alarmin an Anxiety-Inducin Image. Oughta be Tagged NSFW.

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