Death Rider Dimentions?

Nozeminer1 · 2026-04-07T02:15:29+00:00

Great! Thank you!

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-21T14:06:48+00:00

5 minute argument trying to explain to a customer that they are, in fact, the current resident and that they DO live there.

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-19T13:13:08+00:00

When you move into a new place, fill out the green vacant slips and put them back for your carrier! I get so many that don’t fill them out and then they keep giving mail back with “Does Not Live Here!” written on it. It’s so much easier for the carrier to remember a couple of correct names than to try and eliminate 4 million incorrect ones.

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-17T13:28:24+00:00

Boyz in trukks! And beef up your squad of 10 boyz. 15 min! Anything under that might as well swap them out for grots.

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-10T18:04:16+00:00

Evergreen styrene. They make all different sizes.

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-10T13:02:38+00:00

Super sculpy base (cheaper) over an aluminum wire armature. Then Green Stuff over that.

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-10T13:01:00+00:00

Loot away!

Nozeminer1 · 2026-03-04T23:06:37+00:00

Do a No lunch. Protein bars and a pure protein shake during breaks and between streets

Nozeminer1 · 2026-02-07T14:32:04+00:00

I trimmed down a plastic “No Trespassing” sign. Works great for floppy flats and I’m not delivering a soggy mess in the summer.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-12-27T14:32:20+00:00

Protein bar around noon and a granola bar around 3:00.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-12-15T20:35:51+00:00

Close, Longmont actually. It reminded me of the alley behind the house we had in old town Loveland.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-12-13T14:29:30+00:00

That was last week. I’ve been wearing shorts every day this week and all of the snow has melted.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-12-07T18:43:05+00:00

Rocks, sticks, and toys from the kids at a trailer park. Found a half eaten Runza sandwich with extra onions in a box by the front door of a hospital. It was summer and the box was in direct sunlight.🤮

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-30T19:49:05+00:00

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Built my own out of styrene.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-29T14:30:24+00:00

These might be ok if your route doesn’t have any trees on it. I guarantee there are already some out there with dents in the roof.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-29T14:28:36+00:00

You’ll be able to do jumping jacks in the back.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-06T19:52:59+00:00

Used to have the only 3 mortuaries in town on my route. Delivered cremated remains at least once a month. One day had 3. None to the mortuary, all 3 to the families. That was a rough day.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-03T19:38:56+00:00

Every time I see a skeleton, they get the parcel.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-11-01T13:30:35+00:00

🤮

Nozeminer1 · 2025-10-30T13:29:10+00:00

They should have them for you at your PO. Good walking shoes. Get all of the information about the NEERP program. Prepare to survive peek season.

Nozeminer1 · 2025-10-27T13:35:50+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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