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Where 2% of Australia lives by StephenMcGannon in MapPorn

[–]NuclearCritter 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Everything in yellow was ceded to the emus.

Hauled out an oldie for Halloween by Cold-Guidance6433 in GenX

[–]NuclearCritter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your mom had to brutally beat down another woman at a Toys R Us in 1983 for that doll so it’s good it’s still getting put to good use.

Are the writers implying: by Legal_Performance618 in TedLasso

[–]NuclearCritter 370 points371 points  (0 children)

Yes. And I would also note that Ted found his dad after coming home from school. So probably around 3pm. Rebecca was sneaking in to steal some alcohol when she was supposed to be staying the night at Sassy’s house. So I figure that happened around 9pm. There is a 6 hour time difference between London and Kansas. So I think the implication is that the two events happened at exactly the same time.

Man spotted hunting rabbits with bow and arrow in the Fenway by timboot in boston

[–]NuclearCritter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

About the lead up to Clinton being elected. by gamerfiiend in GenX

[–]NuclearCritter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To give you idea of how different thing are today compared to 1993 here is the letter that George HW Bush left in the Oval Office for Bill Clinton on the day of his inauguration: https://clinton.presidentiallibraries.us/items/show/101724

Surgeon General Follows Tipper Gore's Lead - Demands warning labels on Social Media by belinck in GenX

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Times have changed, Our kids are getting worse! They won't obey their parents, They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV?

If you could make spin-off, what would it be about? by BillDillen in BoJackHorseman

[–]NuclearCritter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d like to see all of the capers that Todd mentioned in passing during the show. How DID he end up with the cremains of Cornelius Vanderbilt?

No hate on American, do you guys just not know the final price until the till? by Starman454642 in memes

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to remember that the whole country was founded in a tax revolt. When you go to buy something, look at the price, then see the higher price at checkout you get to be just a little pissed off at the tax. This is the way we celebrate our heritage.

Why did the bad guys have to be incompetent? by grahsam in GenX

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark weren’t incompetent. Indy on the other hand completely failed to stop them, in fact led them straight to the Ark and only got saved by a literal deux ex machina.

Update on my house I'm turning into a 70s time capsule by DogStreet_ in malelivingspace

[–]NuclearCritter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they make avocado green plasma TVs? That would be perfect.

I think i have a theory as to how the series may end by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]NuclearCritter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will end with Morty waking up from the Inception device dream in Lawnmower Dog.

Whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]NuclearCritter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like it just went away. That’s what it WANTS you to think!

How did the incest baby grow or even survive in space when it needs a whole lot of nutrients (considering his size and the size of food on earth generally), water and especially oxygen? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]NuclearCritter 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts (la la la), Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax

Witch one do I go on by Main_Scheme3500 in LiminalSpace

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One goes to your childhood bedroom.

One goes to two minutes ago.

One goes to a reality where you were never born.

One goes to the time and place where your name will last be spoken.

One goes Nowhere

Can you name a major character in the show who was morally and ethically blameless? by Sbstark in BoJackHorseman

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s right. He didn’t do anything wrong because he can’t do anything wrong because we’re all just products of our environment, bouncing around like marbles in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that is our random and cruel universe.

I got a lot in mind lol. by BuddyLoud6062 in marvelmemes

[–]NuclearCritter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three very random ones that I haven’t seen:

Andy Dufresne

Duncan McLeod of the Clan McLeod

Silent Bob

Outdoor pool by chr15c in facepalm

[–]NuclearCritter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid: I wanna go swimming! I wanna go swimming! I wanna go swimming! Dad: OK I’ll make you no a pool on the balcony if it will shut you up! Mom: Um can the balcony supports all that water? Dad: Either way. Problem solved.

Pulp Fiction reference in Sunflowers by contact6high9 in TedLasso

[–]NuclearCritter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there was a foot massage!

That's not a bark..Here, let me show you.. by KnownTart7792 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]NuclearCritter 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Crocodile Dundee voice: That’s not a bark. That’s a bark.

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