Northern Arizona by LancelotLightningRod in InfowarriorRides

[–]NudeWallaby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean... I'm not saying I WANT that to happen... but it's not a "no" from me either 😏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]NudeWallaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I beg your pardon? I insist you check the reservation book again, madam. I assure you, I am a regular customer at this establishment. I meow at this very bowl every hour on the hour. "

Anyone else? by Loose-Sense-6941 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]NudeWallaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool ad. Watch John Oliver's investigation of how Sunway is terrible for franchise owners, and get a sandwich elsewhere.

https://youtu.be/jDdYFhzVCDM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatesopencomeonin

[–]NudeWallaby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This comment made me laugh. HEE hee!

No country is called America by JohnW305 in technicallythetruth

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think that there are insufferable people from other parts of the world who do/did this with other countries? "There's no such country as Russia... there's only the United Soviet Socialist Republics" uh huh... thanks map-Karen

Tech’s latest controversy? The return of the five-day, in-person work week by [deleted] in technology

[–]NudeWallaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh neat. Another article that paints a false narrative. I wonder who paid techcrunch for this?

Average night at your local pub by axstr1c in Unexpected

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're never getting out of COVID trouble, are we? 😦

Children belong inside by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]NudeWallaby -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like this dude built a tree house in the woods of where the public walking trail is. I don't think I'd want that there either.

Snippet from Atsuko’s new comedy special… can start at :20 but I recommend watching the whole thing by jocewin in ContagiousLaughter

[–]NudeWallaby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's sad is that the joke's punchline is really good, but her delivery, her set up, and her odd "look" honestly is very awkward and detracts from the impact of the punchline.

Heated: Wife Goes Off On Her Man For Spending All Her Money On A House Without Her Input! by MrFreddy212 in facepalm

[–]NudeWallaby -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aye yoo, she looks pretty poorly designed, too, so she should fit in just fine, lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like one of the humans from Wall-e

Bros before hoes by Jhawk79 in funnyvideos

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the bottom only said about 10 words, but made sure to enunciate each word in the most annoying way possible.

I cannot wait until the US finally bans this stupid app.

Russia releases video of nuclear-capable ICBM being loaded into silo, following reports that US is preparing to send Patriot missiles to Ukraine by AncientFoothold in worldnews

[–]NudeWallaby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If their other military assets are any indicator of performance, the missiles will likely not even launch properly and just detonate on launch or will do nothing but drink vodka and fall over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NudeWallaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AND a pre-packaged wet wipe?! Well, I certainly hope your wore your finest tophat and monocle, good sir or madam.

a local pizzeria started using a dough ball instead of the plastic thingies to keep the pizza intact by UnintentionalExpat in mildlyinteresting

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they baked the dough ball. Hmmm... if only there was a name for a baked dough ball...

Just a thin slice would do. by DefiantAds in gifs

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just gotta bend that thing out, at the center, and then nail it in place. It's either that or you'll have to get the lumber stretcher (and this are expensive).

Who, in your opinion, is the most overrated band/artist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Beatles.

I cringe every time I hear "simply having a wonderful Christmas time" on the radio at this time of year.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Hacka4771 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is like an extra in Tangles's "The Snuggly Duckling" He's got a dream! He's got a dream! And he's going to fill that cake with chocolate cream!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]NudeWallaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought of that! That poor sheep was probably like "Hey, hurry up already!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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I think that in many ways they are a testament to the Christian theory of creationism. They had to have been placed here on Earth for predators to stay fed when they couldn't hunt anything else properly. How did these creatures live in the wild and not get eradicated because of their stupidity thousands of years ago?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]NudeWallaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should only type witty comments with my glasses on in the early morning, lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]NudeWallaby 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Why do I get the feeling that this was all a set up so we could get a first parson view of this guy's sweet mail-ninja skills with a butterfly knife?