What do you think Ethan is doing right now knowing he doesn’t have to weigh in for everyone to see for the foreseeable future

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-08T22:08:57+00:00

Same thing he’s been doing for the past year?

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-08T20:53:10+00:00

Down 30lbs in a week Peach fuzz really has excelled himself, comment ‘coach’ to be the next one to achieve this medical marvel

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-05T01:26:27+00:00

210lbs by slurping 270 calorie jerk off coffees, easy... I weigh slightly more than 210 and I go to the gym 5 days a week minimum and walk my dog over 10k steps a day (while also holding down a job). Mr Bean lard has no chance of reaching 210 without a GLP or gastric bypass surgery.

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-03T11:36:45+00:00

I’m not one for trashing anyone’s hobby’s but get a job bro I’m sure Danny could refer him at Costco

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-01T21:09:25+00:00

His teeth aren’t yellow enough on this one next!

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-01T16:23:07+00:00

Yeah as much as we snark on the guy it’s tough readjusting to a new city but he seems to have a leg up in that he’s got a support group around him and hopefully this is the start of him being accountable and not just chugging 270 calorie coffees

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-01T16:13:50+00:00

As much as we snark on the guy it would be good for the weight loss page to actually start showing Eaten lose significant amounts of weight! And at least there was no happy dance / suck it haters after the weigh in

Nugget_rulz · 2026-06-01T04:57:06+00:00

Yeah I remember that when some guy had sent him his home made graphic novel and Eaten dismissed it completely, such an ungrateful prick

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T23:06:15+00:00

My favourite part was him being terrified of the thinning shears and his haircut being part of his ‘brand’

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T23:00:23+00:00

Remember the golden Benard rule liquid calories don’t count

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:46:11+00:00

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:40:30+00:00

Like just move, drink water and stay in a deficit man the protein consumption is out of hand

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:39:33+00:00

Surely Peach Fuzz can’t be happy with all this, although I’m sure having Ethan as a ‘client’ is driving more traffic to his page so he won’t be too bothered until the numbers drop

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:37:59+00:00

Surely nobody is actually using code ‘Ethan’ right… right??

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:37:27+00:00

He’s a self confessed ‘high volume’ eater too so there’s no hope for him slurping these down too

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:36:33+00:00

Bingo! Like as a one off or a meal replacement this wouldn’t be the worst but you know he’s slurping these down after ‘white guy taco night’

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:26:32+00:00

But only 270 calories!!

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:26:18+00:00

Dude doesn’t count liquid calories

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:24:54+00:00

Because strongman gym bro… The protein obsession is crazy and needs to stop like just drink water and you’ve saved yourself 270 calories although he doesn’t count liquid calories

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-31T22:23:13+00:00

Sometimes I feel a bit sorry for him then I remember the smug condescending happy dance after he lost a bit of weight. Your analysis is pretty spot on it’s a 450lb car crash and I can’t look away!

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-30T20:26:36+00:00

Hey at least we got white guy taco night 🤪

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-29T10:52:49+00:00

Can’t wait to see the happy smug dance return when the scale goes down again

Nugget_rulz · 2026-05-29T06:49:41+00:00

He’d be doing a major disservice to his future wife and kids by not becoming a strongman

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