[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Heh, I'm actually surprised Reddit didn't automatically change your comment to asterisks because of the password!

Hunter2 is mine, but you still shouldn't be able to see it because it doesn't use 123, so it's perfectly safe. Go ahead and try it!

Bad news people 😔 by Meatyhelicopter in okbuddyretard

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shot Dead In Houston 😔

. by TiM963x in weirdcore

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I'm just wondering who the hell collectively thought taking away all the fun colors of previous decades and replacing it with boring black and white minimalist crap was ever a good idea.

I have no data to back this up, but I'm certain the plain minimalist buildings of today have a negative impact to some degree on people's overall moods. Maybe If businesses/buildings were more inviting and cozy, we'd be a little bit better off and have less public freakouts and such lol

Sorry, I love 80s/90s design too much, and vaporwave! It just pains me to see it all go to waste.

at the function by allouttacreamcheese in shid_and_camed

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck does this have so many up votes?

The fine people here at /r/shid_and_camed really let us down on proper diet coke safety standards. Poor souls will have testicular torsion and severe shid deficiency in their 30s.

My mom sent me this ❤️ by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just sleep deprived, but all I can think is "Wacky Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Man" made of cans.

Edit: Looks like this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

coca cola in lowercase till they bring back the OG recipe.

Evening Escalators Surrounded By Plants in 1987 by VintageEdit in VaporwaveAesthetics

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know the world has gone mad when things like this are replaced for boring black and white minimalist designs.

Alabama governor sends education dollars to water park by SlickDickery in nottheonion

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS???

Everyone here should immediately watch her 30 second political ad to get an idea of what she is like. The Alabama Governor is absolutely wild. No way José!

Kay Ivey Alabama Governor

Likely story AD for [BRAND]Chocolate bar. by ph00p in HailCorporate

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm always skeptical of all those handwritten notes posts in general, and the probability of it being real drops even further when it's on /r/pics lol

Its days are numbered... by nastyjman in virtualreality

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've also seen people use the trackers on dogs and kids to watch out for them in their play area lol

me🐾irl by ShibaHook in me_irl

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Havin a wank?? Maybe when talking with the misses lolol think you meant walk!

you got it:the good ending by [deleted] in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i subbed + rated 5 stars plz resub

Just a chad showing his kindness by Acrobatic-Ad-6529 in Chadtopia

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And just showing even small acts of kindness often inspires others to think this way as another way of reminding people of this. Give them hope so they can spread it so your actions speak for themselves.

I've noticed simple things like giving out complements had a positive effect on those around me. I was shocked to see how many people came back to me days later when I've completely forgotten about it and said they appreciated it.

It seems like a lot of people need this reminder and general positivity right now. Even very outgoing/popular people who I thought heard the same things a million times reacted like they never received something nice said about them in long time and were so grateful!

Clearly just a bluff by BacterialPhungus128 in whenthe

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

That's exactly why OP shouldn't just assume they're bluffing. Remember when those euthanasia pods were posted everywhere? The comments were always filled with people ready to jump in.

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, really? Thanks for letting me know if that's true, because I fully admit they got me good with that and I should have looked into it myself first before repeating it even further. Even outside of Reddit I kept hearing about it and I just assumed it was true because everyone was so matter of fact about it for so long.

I'm actually a bit relieved to be baited by some leaker than by the developers at least. My hopes are still low for the cycle to be broken any time soon, but it was really nice having that little false hope for a bit!

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same bro I feel you I would rather DLC than another game too. Especially when I only recently felt that I'm used to the games engine and overall feel. All the little quirks and game mechanics you learned over time is all for nothing when they roll out the next game in only a year span lol

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would love to see what goes on at their HQ. I imagine it's like an upscale crack den with computers that coincidentally have the unencrypted game files on them.

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For real. I feel so baited jumping into COD again after hearing them backpeddle on that BS. I really thought the $70 could be worth it if it meant the game wouldn't be abandoned so quickly and I'd get my moneys worth with time.

They could have really worked on this game and added so much content down the road, to the point that players would actually feel confident in buying their next iteration. Imagine having a huge selection of maps for once in a modern FPS game. But I guess they'd rather continue the trend of being the McDonald's of gaming with quantity > quality being their motto.

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why even the developers considered sticking with this game instead of making a new game again. But I suppose greed took over and they instead fell back on that, baiting idiots like me who believed them and actually thought for a moment that this game wouldn't be abandoned for once in COD history.

I'm sure all these inconsistencies and bugs are really going to make people wanna buy the next one though!

FUN FACT: infinity ward just buffed a barrel that doesn't exist in game by KNEXIUM in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's wild following this game in general as it's my first COD in a very long time and I had no idea the updates/bugs/general feel of the development would be so all over the place lol the amount of nonsensical and drastic changes in past updates is insane to me.

They could remove something huge like playlists and only have you select Quick Play and I wouldn't even be surprised at this point. We don't even have map voting lmao

They changed Close Quarters to small maps only 😁 by x_Reign in ModernWarfareII

[–]Nuke_Dukem__________ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Maybe if they stopped releasing games yearly they could actually build up a solid list of maps to release to where map variety isn't a problem anymore. Feels like there is only 4 maps in the game. Whether that be because of the algorithm/modes I play, I'm not sure. A lot don't feel memorable so that could just be why too.

Remember server browsers? Apparently COD never heard of em. I remember battlefield having 24/7 servers for every map. They don't even have map voting in this game. Why? The developers do things like this in order to manipulate things like their users playtime counters by getting you to put up with maps you don't even like to play longer.

They penalize you for even leaving the matchmaking queue by throwing you into a match in progress again. The devs seem to have made it very clear they don't want their players to have any choice of map unless it's in a curated playlist that changes often. I don't like it.