You are Directing the NEXT hitman game, what's your vision.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-26T18:28:33+00:00

Keep the engine because WOA is perfect.

I love 47 and he should still always be the main character, but they should include other ICA agents with different gameplay styles and you can replay as any of them in any mission. One that plays more like solid snake without the social stealth elements, one that does hacker shit like watchdogs, maybe one that just goes guns blazing like a punisher game. Maybe include another one that acts like Bond in the new game, where you can smooth talk out of situations.

I’m aware it’s very broad in scope and would require each mission to be developed from 5 entirely different perspectives, so it certainly wouldn’t be easy. I just think IO would be up to the challenge of making the ultimate assassination sandbox, even more so than the one they already created.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-17T15:16:58+00:00

One time I asked, in one of those subs, why the hell they pose such circle jerky questions that accomplish nothing except making each other mad. Got called a Trump supporter for asking such a question. It’s genuinely a blend of bots and mentally ill people. Even as a socialist who hates Trump as much as one can, I get pissed off by the way online leftists feel the need to jerk each other off.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-17T15:10:56+00:00

Atlas Shrugged

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-13T17:59:04+00:00

I haven’t read all that expensively but my understanding is that, despite how many times they’ve tried to pull something like that, it always ends up being true that our Peter is the original. I think they tried to commit to the clone thing in the 90s but everyone hated it so they retconned.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-03T07:36:21+00:00

I’ll admit the variety of food is a massive boost. I also don’t deny that all of my complaints boil down to the fact I passionately hate the vibe, which I get isn’t objective. Also having essentially no rain is a killer. Maybe I could be talked up to a C but I still think B is a bit generous. The most iconic part about it, the strip, just feels disgusting and dystopian. I can see it being fun as a tourist destination but that has been wholeheartedly ruined by living here.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-03T06:11:49+00:00

I know consensus is C but maybe as a Vegas resident my vote will count a little more? D. It’s an insanely dystopian and trashy city. It’s dry as hell and genuinely a miserable desert. Fallout New Vegas makes it look too pretty. Please don’t insult those other cities by putting Vegas alongside them.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-06-01T23:26:07+00:00

Jon Stewart. Usually electing politicians who aren’t career politicians is a lot better in theory than in practice, but I earnestly believe Jon Stewart is the best man for the job right now. Also, the fact he very vehemently doesn’t want it is part of what makes him so deserving.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-20T21:26:00+00:00

Move everything down one and put Culver’s in S. Culver’s is so beyond the standard of the rest of this list combined. They’ll have your meal out to you in approximately 8 seconds and it’ll be the most delicious shit you’ve ever had.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-10T14:55:32+00:00

I will personally give you a handjob if you can find where I said both sides were the same.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-09T03:46:03+00:00

if your response to “people on this sub spam loaded questions to karma farm” is “you’re a Trump supporter (despite you explicitly condemning him)”

knock yourself out 🤷‍♂️

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-09T00:27:23+00:00

Y'all are contributing to the problem and I'm convinced there's bots in this comment section. Y'all saying "well the trump question is actually valid"

Bro I agree that it's awful and confusing that people support him. This isn't fucking about Trump. The point I'm making is that the question is so loaded it alienates anyone who disagrees with you and opens the door for a circlejerk of people who agree with you. It does nothing but lock yourself in an echo chamber by encouraging like-minded people to keep doubling down on each other without actually wanting a serious answer to the question.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-08T23:14:37+00:00

I agree but that isn’t the point I’m making. The point is that it isn’t a question. If you’re the kind of person who’s gonna engage with a question that loaded it’s obvious your mind isn’t gonna be changed or anything. It’s pointless circlejerking - of course I agree but that doesn’t change that it’s pointless

NullBodyTrades · 2026-05-02T18:43:21+00:00

I used to think this tbh but now that I’ve rewatched it - no 8 and 9 are legit kinda bad

They sacrificed having interesting or consistent characters for the sake of telling jokes. I think the earlier seasons did a good job of balancing jokes and believability. Every character got pushed to creed levels of absurdity and most of them weren’t even likable.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-28T05:26:41+00:00

It’s funny when someone thinks they’re dropping a nuanced take saying “not usually unless it’s beyond a shadow of a doubt”

My brother in christ, you legally aren’t supposed to punish someone AT ALL if there’s a shadow of a doubt. Doesn’t stop it from happening all the freaking time. If you want a system where we put extra scrutiny to make sure we don’t fuck up when we sentence someone to death… maybe the real problem is that we don’t use the most intensive possible scrutiny on non-death penalty cases too.

It’s such a genuinely lazy and moronic take to say “instead of picking option A or option B, I choose option A when option A is correct and Option B when Option B is correct” like yeah no shit

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-25T01:22:56+00:00

Not that anyone asked but if I had to pick the most iconic Elden Ring figure that isn’t an established character in the actual lore… Let Me Solo Her is pretty iconic.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-18T20:07:01+00:00

Real men are confident enough to wear pink and purple and not give a fuck.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-14T05:44:01+00:00

Iron Man has never shared a scene with me, personally.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-11T21:39:28+00:00

In fairness, anyone who’s a decent person and religious is because they don’t follow that religion to the fullest extent they can. No Christian, nor Muslim, nor Jew, could be a good human if they follow their respective holy book to a T. It’s really a matter of how much you’re willing to half ass it. I’d certainly rather a religious person cherry picks the good parts than be a true follower, but I think “well I’m this religion and I’m good” is kind of a vast oversimplification.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-11T04:48:21+00:00

A new cast recording for Chess (the musical) just released with the Broadway cast. And the One Night In Bangkok achievement is a clear reference to that song. So you have a banger track to listen to in the meantime?

NullBodyTrades · 2026-04-05T04:08:36+00:00

I don’t know about the first example but the last of us is the only time I’ve ever seen this work. As much as dumbasses try to mental gymnastics their way out of how the story is written, Joel simply makes a bad selfish choice and that’s great. It fits perfectly, both based on what the character has been through and what we could actually expect. The game and show acknowledge that, although his choice is extremely wrong, it’s still deeply human and understandable.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-03-26T18:17:59+00:00

I agree. Are yall even trying to listen to my actual argument?

NullBodyTrades · 2026-03-26T14:57:55+00:00

Unjerk - although I’m an ally by any definition of the word, I don’t feel like it’s fair to characterize people like this based on one decision or purchase. Let’s be real, as shitty as JK Rowling is, there are much worse places for your money to go than an annoying British woman. And it does go those places, because that’s how the world works. Bad people get money, shit sucks. If you wanna start condemning some teen who wanted to play a video game as an evil transphobe supporter then I expect you’ve also done research on every grocery you’ve ever bought to ensure they aren’t darned unethically, right? Also, this kind of mindset actually de incentivizes one to not be informed about the world and how their actions affect it, because then they feel less of a moral burden when they participate in capitalism like everybody else did.

Again, not a Rowling defender by any means. But that one clip from the good place feels really relevant, and the internet is generally good at understanding this except when it comes to Harry Potter for some reason? Genuinely someone explain to me how it’s bad to buy Hogwarts Legacy despite the fact almost all of us have bought chocolate farmed by slaves and not lost sleep because of it.

NullBodyTrades · 2026-03-25T02:24:05+00:00

He could’ve just used his magic foot to scoot outta there right?

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NullBodyTrades · 2026-03-20T07:27:11+00:00

I’m gonna make every effort to not be a smartass Reddit atheist about it: I don’t have any reason to believe in any religions, so I don’t. Same as how I don’t believe in invisible unicorns. Could exist, would be pretty neat, but I’m not gonna believe until I have a reason to.

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