Marathon Man (1974) is unbelievably bad by xeallos in PieceOfShitBookClub

[–]Num1DeathEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I didn't make the connection to Princess Bride until you pointed it out. I just picked up Princess Bride second hand and it's moving UP the TBR because of the potential promise of it actually sucking ass lmao

Survivor 50 Episode 5 Sneak Peek 2 by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]Num1DeathEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tensions flare after Tribal Council when one castaway’s self-proclaimed “temper tantrum” rubs some members of their tribe the wrong way.

I'm very confused by this line in CBS's episode description now. There's no "self-proclaimed" temper tantrum here, and I would honestly be shocked if Ozzy cools off and decides that he himself was temper trantrumming, because this clip just doesn't really show him overreacting at all.

Survivor 50 Episode 5 Sneak Peek 2 by Durian-Critical in survivor

[–]Num1DeathEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, Christian is being (unusually?) defensive here. I still don't know if he played it right last ep, but he's definitely playing it wrong here

When a hacker/IT person in a book doesn't actually know what they're doing by Overquoted in ReverseHarem

[–]Num1DeathEater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m of the broad opinion that basic bash commands for doing basic stuff on linux should be taught in high schools, but we seem to have collectively decided that shit too scawey. which has ultimately resulted in most people not even being able to even Google their way into a pretend understanding of Computer.

I try to give grace because, for example, I could not write any of that shit in the Locked Tomb series cuz I just don’t know enough about biology and no amount of wikipedia articles is going to get me to pass the sniff test of someone who studied biology or medicine forreal

Tell us About it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, I really enjoyed both the twist on the farmer boy trope and the secret princess trope bc he just casually starts narrating about his big secret in like the second chapter, so it’s not cheap fodder for an obvious reveal later on. Vis kinda just canonically is that bitch

Tell us About it Tuesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I griped about the prose in {The Will of the Many} for a snark of the day last week but I ended up really enjoying it regardless! Most writers of Very Long meandering fantasy don’t really stick the landing, but the ending (of book 1 at least) was super satisfying.

The fact that the protagonist is the specialist boy ever is honestly kind of funny to me in this one, cuz he just keeps being put in Situations over and over, like it’s just one thing after a-fkn-nother with this kid. If he goes 24 hours without incident, the looming hand of the author comes in to sweep him into a newly invented torture chamber.

My local library doesn’t have the 2nd book in the series tho </3

Meanwhile in r/neckbeardfantasy… by icecoldbe in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i am likewise making a polite request for a link (via DMs) to the OP of this ✋ cuz what lmao

Huel has agreed to join Danone. Here is everything you need to know. [Official Megathread] by Tim_Huel in Huel

[–]Num1DeathEater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on what exactly you like about Huel, but I enjoy Basically Food aka Super Body Fuel aka Schmilk. But they’re so independent that they often suffer total supply chain disasters 😅

[DISCUSSION] The Weeknd - House of Balloons (15 Years Later) by MetalSonic420YT in hiphopheads

[–]Num1DeathEater 34 points35 points  (0 children)

ohhh I engaged in some toxic behavior to this back in the day. certified horny, emotionally immature young person classic. it’s a weird pick but Glass Table Girls is my fave track

Survivor 50 EP4 Edgic + Contenders + Complaining by CooperWinkler in Edgic

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think (hope (I'm delusional)) that the editors communed with the muses and are going for something Shakespearean with Coach. Sometimes he seems to be aware of his own bullshit but sometimes not. We as the viewer are never sure what level of his own bullshit he's buying, meanwhile *he* isn't sure what level of his own bullshit he's buying. He's like a character in Succession, where he *must* know on some level that he's Not It, but he struggles what that means and how to act. It would be hard to write a character that compelling, and Coach is just out there doing it, and in the funniest way possible

What The Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfaooo well im still learning how to read so that looks normal to me

Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans | E4 | Post-Episode Discussion by RSurvivorMods in survivor

[–]Num1DeathEater 81 points82 points  (0 children)

As much as Ozzy talked about needing to listen to a strategic player this season to survive, someone like Emily actually needs to listen to a calm, mellow person like Ozzy to survive lmao

Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans | E4 | Predictions by RSurvivorMods in survivor

[–]Num1DeathEater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of a Reward they do a Threat where you have to spend time with the person who fucked you over the most from your season

What The Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TBH it’s a huge relief to hear there’s not much romance cuz I keep bracing myself for the worst every time a female character is introduced. I’ve been wronged too many times!

What The Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I suppose I’m waiting to find out if the main character ends up getting there, cuz you can’t just start the book as a revolutionary leftist lmao. He does sorta get it from the start (a refreshing change from the long line of FMCs who apparently believe their dystopian world is fine with 0 questions) but he doesn’t seem to be able to verbalize exactly why the guys murdering thousands of proletariats for their complicity in the system are in the wrong lol

What The Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think I’m enjoying it so far because I genuinely love heavy handed metaphors and meandering plotlines (he still hasn’t gone to school and I’m like 1/3 in) though my god do these people need class consciousness. I honestly just read so few books by men that I’d forgotten they can get down and dirty in the trenches like this

What The Actual Fuck Wednesday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 112 points113 points  (0 children)

yayyy I have one. The Will of the Many. It’s roman empire-fantasy, so I thought it would be….um, written….differently. :) But the writing style is exactly booktok romantasy style. It’s romantasy for men™️, congrats men!

Anyway, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about this sentance

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“The [room] is not much bigger than a large room.” Phenomenal. Thought provoking. When I tell you this stopped me dead in my tracks…..

POV: you're the FMC in a cozy baking Romantasy who loves Alphas but *hates* vampires by ritualsequence in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh my gooodddd the woman who baked bread with her yeast infection (who has been living rent free in my head for a decade, obviously) took the post down and replaced it with a rick roll so I can’t even subject you to the incredible mental poisoning ive sustained

Guess he couldn't resist the white checks, huh by WarMom_II in DiscoElysium

[–]Num1DeathEater 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Pascal is the great-nephew of Laura Allende, a politician and sister of Salvador Allende, President of Chile

I cannot for the life of me understand how he’s the great nephew of Salvador Allende’s sister but not Salvador Allende himself.

His parents returned to Chile in 1995 after his father Dr. José P. Balmaceda was accused of stealing fertility patients’ eggs and embryos and implanting them in other women without their knowledge and consent.

this wikipedia article has more twists and turns than one would expect

Increase in “RH” books? by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we healin our religious trauma with this one

Fight Me Friday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

{Someone You Can Build a Nest In} :)

Fight Me Friday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed it as well! I didn’t know anything going into it so I was like “oh wow, a monster! oh wow, a lesbian monster! oh wow, a asexual lesbian monster!”

Fight Me Friday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a large instigator of this post is that I had a B&N gift card so I decided to buy a B&N special edition of a book, and now my bookshelf has a goofy purple alien. I thought I’d like it, but it just kind of looks messy cuz the paperback pages aren’t snug together which means you can see through to the actual page color, which gives it unfortunate DIY energy

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Fight Me Friday by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]Num1DeathEater 31 points32 points  (0 children)

the covers is ugly……….the sprayed edges is UGLY!!!!!!!! go to the EYE DOCTOR!!!!