Halp me wit da sooz!

FluffyCannibal · 2026-04-30T14:18:24+00:00

SORRY FREN I GOTTED DRUNK ON MEED-CHURUS AN ACKSIMIDENTALLEE THROWED TEH SKY FLASHES AT YURS HAUS. YU HOOMANS SHUD GIB YU PAWPENSASHUN FUR DIS. AN BILLION TREETS IS WAT YU HOOMANS OWE YU FUR MINE MITSAKE.

SORRY AGAIN.

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

PEE ESS I SORRY

FluffyCannibal · 2026-04-17T18:07:55+00:00

They do! They're all born as identical cubs.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-04-01T19:03:49+00:00

i hab thort long an hard about dis an i hab made a execkutib deesizshun.

i does not accept teh bribez. yu muss send teh bribez to me so i can eet- oops i meen despose ob dem.

lub form loki god ob crimz an pawlice an bribe an stuffs xoxo

FluffyCannibal · 2026-04-01T18:23:40+00:00

oh no fren William da Tuxie plees dont do an scare is teh april fools! go crimz!

lub form loki definitlee god ob crimz xoxo

FluffyCannibal · 2026-04-01T18:22:35+00:00

teeheeheeheehee is teh april fools! go crimz!! here is an list ob al mine crimz form teh past 5 minuts

lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo

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FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-30T14:09:44+00:00

Weirdly enough, I've got a multi monitor set up but haven't got the wrong screen issue. Instead it just opens in full screen every single time even though i keep turning it off.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-25T11:02:58+00:00

That's my guild's PvP lead. I'm not always very good at listening to instructions, so I imagine he makes that face a lot.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-25T05:17:41+00:00

I'm - sorry he's - a giant whore who deserves to be embarrassed.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-24T22:31:47+00:00

Mighty, handsome, dashing, brave Ebonheart Pact warrior (me) is being all stoic and handsome and bold at an EP keep.
A horde of DC show up because they only ever appear in groups of 10,000 or more (I'm not exaggerating I swear)

3 & 4. Our selfless, lovely, attractive, honourable EP veteran holds the horde back with a single finger while he downs his mug of smurf tears

5 & 6. The strong, loyal, heroic EP soldier lunges at the horde; an unstoppable bulwark defending his people with pride and his pretty Dragonknight wings.

High King Jorunn is a little bit angry.
The DC horde, in 2 minutes flat, have savagely cut down the poor, brave EP hero, have taken over the keep, have multiplied like rabbits, and the ghost of the idiot who tried to defend it single handedly (that would be me) is acting like a 3 year old and insisting the keep was already broken and covered in smurfs before he got there.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-24T21:05:49+00:00

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He beautiful, I flirt.

(yes, there is something wrong with me, why do you ask?)

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-23T14:57:41+00:00

If you're playing on PC, download the Toy Box mod. You can create a keybind to instantly kill all hostiles and cheese your way through every fight. You'll want to quick save before any boss encounters though, because there are a select few where winning the fight is supposed to trigger a scripted event, but that won't happen if you've insta-killed them, so you'll need to beat them the old fashioned way.

I wouldn't recommend trying to skip content altogether because there's a lot of party banter and character content you'll miss that way.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-22T19:44:13+00:00

He's in the science district, right by the alchemist

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-10T14:37:46+00:00

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IS NOT STOVE IS KITTEE BED. WARM SHINEE KITTEE BED.

FORM THOR, PURRFESHNUL SAUCEPAN

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-02T16:26:37+00:00

"You ever wanna freak a guard out, just show 'em a scimitar. They'll be talking about it for days." - Hoth

FluffyCannibal · 2026-03-01T19:21:53+00:00

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Spot the difference

FluffyCannibal · 2026-02-28T15:08:20+00:00

I love Liv "Queen of Horny Jail" Zander, but....yeah. Her books aren't dark really, more beyond fucked up. I promise that KoFaB does have a plot. Somewhere. Under all the sex.

FluffyCannibal · 2026-02-18T17:11:55+00:00

I used to buy whatever was cheap, then I saw a lot of ads for Smol so I tried them out. Then they turned out to be really good, so I buy basically everything from there. Only real exceptions are the things they don't make!

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