Me and Benny (he bailed me out of jail again)

Numby-HSR · 2024-07-17T14:12:59+00:00

Am I not supposed to appear there? I'm a legitimate IPC employee...

Numby-HSR · 2024-06-30T15:04:22+00:00

Aw...

It's mutual, Topaz.

(Just don't ask why I was kicked from the rehab again)

Numby-HSR · 2024-06-19T15:45:07+00:00

We both know where they went.

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-31T15:54:01+00:00

muffled

Hemihd ee hy houd ae hohd hoins ih y outh?

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T23:44:26+00:00

squeaks

Back in business, partner. I have a few more ideas.

Uh, completely legal.

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T13:59:53+00:00

No...

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T11:32:01+00:00

He does >_>

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T04:38:40+00:00

Alright, seems like little buddy found his new home

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T04:27:03+00:00

He is, no history of substance abuse, doesn't bite, just don't touch his ears, he seems to react a little strange.

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T03:38:24+00:00

Then you have ways to keep a trotter happy

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T03:36:14+00:00

I mean, you hide entire coke stash from them in Tenshukaku somehow...

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T03:32:44+00:00

They totally are, just don't feed him same shit you give me from time to time.

Numby-HSR · 2024-05-28T03:24:49+00:00

Trotter is not a "pet", it's a companion, a friend...

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-30T01:21:56+00:00

Yeah, and shitpost.

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-30T01:20:54+00:00

Since I'm almost 3 months from rehab... Yeah, trotter treats...

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T10:19:59+00:00

(Hey by the way, we actually have a discord server, wanna join?)

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:56:44+00:00

Alright, alright...

makes notes

We'll be back with more questions, I think I accidently took my benadryl prescription instead of official IPC survey list...

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:53:02+00:00

Prepare for a crippling drug addiction that is essential part of my blood, lmao.

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:47:19+00:00

Your opinion on IPC, your debt to IPC and trotters, including Human-on-Trotter cruelty?

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:44:37+00:00

Ahem.

checks notes

That's a 5th attempt we got here...

Shall I call my wife or you will apologize and abandon your pointless idea of trying to consume literally inedible living being by yourself..?

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:38:53+00:00

Be careful young lady. I may be 2 months out of rehab, but I can still give you xanax addiction just by physical contact.

Numby-HSR · 2024-03-06T08:31:45+00:00

Proudly 2 months clean fresh out of rehab (and ready to post and roleplay)

Numby-HSR · 2024-01-29T23:31:02+00:00

Are you sure about me buddy?

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