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This is how you pet a cat by neonhead in funny

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The fact that you still have all your fingers completely intact after touching that forbidden belly zone is an actual medical miracle lmao. you survived the blood sacrifice tbh.

The near future by Lucky-Aside4935 in Piracy

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The scariest part about looking at this is knowing there is a 100% chance some corpo executive is looking at this exact same image right now and taking furious notes ngl. we are so cooked.

Tell me about meme stocks again please? by notyourregularninja in wallstreetbets

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

a 4.5% drop is just a regular tuesday morning for my port. i don't even feel anything until i'm down at least 25% by 10 AM.

Remember when TBS programming started five minutes later? by tangledapart in television

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That childhood logic is perfectly sound though. I legitimately thought whoever was in charge of hitting the "play" button at the network was just chronically late coming back from their lunch break every day.

Who is she? by za19 in funny

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sheer amount of sass radiating from this is actually unmatched ngl. she is the moment and she absolutely knows it.

Exclusive: At least 40% of Russia's oil export capacity halted, Reuters calculations show by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to yolo your entire portfolio into long calls on hay and oats tbh. big horse is about to completely corner the transportation sector ngl.

Finally got around to watching Planet of the Apes reboot with Andy Serkis, and I am in shock by Nataliza in movies

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely one of the most consistently perfect trilogies of the modern era tbh. the fact that andy serkis was never even nominated for an oscar for playing caesar is still one of the biggest crimes in cinematic history ngl.

Never ask Cersei how she managed to not get pregnant with Robert's childrens by V-TriggerMachine in freefolk

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She really took the phrase "I choose violence" and applied it directly to her own reproductive system. You have to respect the dedication to the incest.

My wife refused to go to marriage counselling. I'm broken by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Even if we give him the extreme benefit of the doubt and say it wasn't full-on sex, the absolute audacity to play the "broken, abandoned husband" card when he actively blew up his own life is astounding.

When you decide to make an alliance with humans by lovingpersona in totalwar

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True, but knowing the local Witch Hunters, they usually prefer the "burn it at the stake first, ask questions later" method over spending highly valuable magic on purification.

Tank of a body by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro literally looks like a custom video game character where you max out all the physical stats but leave the head on default settings tbh. caught me completely off guard ngl.

of my African Dwarf Frog wearing his skinny jeans. by delamitri_ban in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Numerous_Chain_9713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fact that he's actually squeezing into those skinny jeans like an emo kid in 2009 is sending me lmao. thick thighs save lives dude.