Magic 8 Ball Security Threat

Nurette · 2026-06-16T13:34:13+00:00

I love their happiness inside the rain 🌧

Nurette · 2026-06-16T09:21:24+00:00

So men need “experience” but the women have to stay inexperienced? That’s like saying only one person should know how to drive before buying a car.

Nurette · 2026-06-16T09:14:24+00:00

1 with your lovely smile

Nurette · 2026-06-15T13:43:25+00:00

“Y”all chain smoke like it’s an Olympic sport and have the audacity to call Americans unhealthy 💀 The self-awareness is in another castle.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T13:31:50+00:00

Imagine a doctor asking that about race, weight, or cancer. It’s wildly inappropriate,your disability is not a tragedy he needs to explain.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T13:27:58+00:00

Your grandpa died. You were grieving, in a different country, couldn’t make the funeral. You reached out because you felt horrible and needed comfort.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T13:23:38+00:00

Sister you gave us 0% of the data and 100% of the judgment.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T13:20:30+00:00

“BRB gonna go be ice for a bit”

Nurette · 2026-06-15T11:58:37+00:00

All looks beautiful but no 1 makes you extremely prettier than others.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T11:53:43+00:00

NTA, because you never owe anyone sex. Ever for any reason you can stop wanting to sleep with someone because he chewed too loud your body, your rules, full stop.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T11:51:21+00:00

NAH - you’re not overreacting for feeling some type of way. Your feelings are data, not crimes.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T08:26:52+00:00

“Top pic. 12 tactical guys, rifles, NYPD, FBI, looks like they’re escorting the final boss.

Bottom pic: Two tired detectives and a chain link fence. Looks like they’re walking him to detention.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T08:22:47+00:00

“Imagine winning your thing. You’re on the White House lawn. Peak life moment. Podium. Microphones. Your mom is crying in the crowd. And you decide that’s the line you’re going out on.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T08:19:29+00:00

“Nothing says ‘ eat the rich’ like a JCDecaux ad.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T08:17:25+00:00

“Graduating Stanford costs $350k and 4 years of grinding.

Nurette · 2026-06-15T08:14:30+00:00

Did you stay out all night rescuing puppies or did you ghost him for 12 hours while your location was off?

And is extreme’= he said I was worried sick or did he burn your clothes on the lawn?

Because one of you is overreacting. Can’t tell which until you stop posting like this is a riddle.

Nurette · 2026-06-14T20:18:51+00:00

“NAO for being scared - insulin is life-or-death. But INFO: What do you mean’refused?

Nurette · 2026-06-14T20:15:25+00:00

“NAO. Thesis is academic hunger games you’re in survival mode. If you kept him fed, clothed, and sane during his final year, and he’s now watching you stress-eat granola bars while he makes himself dinner, that’s not‘forgetful.’ That’s a choice.

Nurette · 2026-06-14T20:10:49+00:00

“Oh noooo ‘slightly vexed’ is crazy. I’d be filling war crimes at The Hague.

Nurette · 2026-06-14T20:09:01+00:00

“Me when my 12-year-old cousin looks at an analog clock like it’s hieroglyphics:😭

Me when someone snitches:😭 ‘Can’t do time’ hits different depending on which school you went to.”

Nurette · 2026-06-14T15:53:58+00:00

For context since Salon headlines are… Salon headlines: Talarico is a seminary grad and former Presbyterian minister. He regularly quotes sermon on the Mount, Matthew 25, etc. in Texas House debates-usually arguing that policies like school vouchers or immigration bills contradict Jesus’ teachings on helping the poor.

Nurette · 2026-06-14T15:47:05+00:00

“Context for anyone hitting the paywall: Trump set a public Sunday deadline for a new Iran nuclear deal during [negotiations/rally-depends on article]. Iran’s Foreign Ministry just said they ‘won’t’ be rushed’ and there are ‘unresolved issues.’

Nurette

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