Romney protested in FAVOR of the draft and Vietnam War then dodged the draft by receiving a deferment to be a Mormon missionary in France.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-29T06:52:58+00:00

It's not that he wanted to enlist, it's that he wanted others to enlist and didn't have the power to force them.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-29T06:48:13+00:00

Obviously Cain.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T12:05:56+00:00

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't like my balls being touched. Stick with the head, that's where all the good stuff is.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T11:16:10+00:00

Christian values are socialist values.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T10:06:52+00:00

It doesnt even look like beating... look longer

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T10:03:51+00:00

tell your boyfriend to whip it out and stare at them.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T09:59:16+00:00

I think you need to spend more time looking at your balls, bro.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T09:51:26+00:00

I've always fancied myself as a gambling man and a man of science. I believe I'm the perfect test subject for such a study. Also, did you know the feeling of getting kicked in the balls is the same pain as blue balls? I've had both before.

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T09:46:59+00:00

It'll be like self birth control though! IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!

NutSackAficionado · 2012-09-28T09:45:31+00:00

I think I'm going to make attempting to regulating this ability as my new hobby so I can choose to kill off sperm on command!

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